# Assemble your SNL nightmare cast! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 7, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313 "2005-03-07T04:47:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/1 "2005-03-07T04:47:13Z")
Inspired by this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=305493). Nine cast members. No fair just picking the 1980 cast. In no particular order: 1. Denny Dillon 2. Gary Kroeger 3. Garrett Morris 4. Colin Quinn 5. Tony Rosato 6. Chris Kattan 7. Horatio Sanz 8. Chris Farley 9. Gilbert Gottfried ---
**Author:** ![DocJon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@DocJon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocJon)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/2 "2005-03-07T05:27:10Z")
Brad Hall Rich Hall Anthony Michael Hall Charles Rocket Gary Kroeger Garrett Morris Kevin Nealon Melonie Hutsell Tony Rosato Terry Sweeney I did a Google search and found a cast list. There’s like 15 ppl I couldn’t pick out of a line-up. I ignored them , and went with ppl that were around long enough to annoy the hell out of me. There’s a few on the current cast that appear destined for my list, but I’ll give them a chance to sink or swim. Will Forte has already dug himself a deep, deep hole. If he does another high-pitched song. . . :eek: -DocJon ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/3 "2005-03-07T05:30:55Z")
Chevy Chase Chris Kattan Jimmy Fallon Will Ferrell Victoria Jackson Norm MacDonald Colin Quinn Horatio Sanz and I’m blanking on the name, but she did Mary Catherine Gallagher. Her. And what did Garrett Morris ever do wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/4 "2005-03-07T05:36:40Z")
Don’t look now, but they recently released a “Best of Jimmy Fallon” DVD! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/5 "2005-03-07T06:20:47Z")
The “makin’ copies” guy Whoever played “Mr. Peepers” Umm…everyone involved with Kirstie Alley’s Italian Restaurant skit, whether they were funny elsewhere or not Will Ferrell Adam Sandler (Yeah yeah, everyone loves Adam Sandler except me) Chris Farley (See Adam Sandler note, substitute Chris Farley’s name) Yeah, that Mary Catherine girl Whoever it was who did those stupid Spartan Cheerleader skits Those girls who did the “Oh.Mah.Gawd” skits That’s gotta be at least 9 people in there, even with duplicates. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/6 "2005-03-07T06:27:01Z")
Just for your information, Mary Catherine Gallagher was portrayed by the "gifted **Molly Shannon**. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/7 "2005-03-07T06:36:09Z")
Chris Farley Horatio Sanz Chris Kattan Molly Shannon Colin Quinn Cheri Oteri Adam Sandler Tracy Morgan Will Ferrell ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/8 "2005-03-07T07:09:17Z")
Oh this is seriously the easiest fucking game ever. Solution #1: Who’s on board right now? Forget I asked, just list them. They’ll do fine. Solution #2: Mix and match **anyone** who was new to the cast after the 1994 season. Molly Shannon’s name can be doubled for bonus points. Solution #3: List every cast member from all seasons. Remove the names of the members I listed in the other thread, throw the remaining names in a hat. Pick 9! You win! ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/9 "2005-03-07T07:11:21Z")
> [@DocJon](#): > > Brad Hall > Rich Hall > Anthony Michael Hall > Charles Rocket > Gary Kroeger > Garrett Morris > Kevin Nealon > Melonie Hutsell > Tony Rosato > Terry Sweeney > > I did a Google search and found a cast list. There’s like 15 ppl I couldn’t pick out of a line-up. I ignored them , and went with ppl that were around long enough to annoy the hell out of me. > > There’s a few on the current cast that appear destined for my list, but I’ll give them a chance to sink or swim. Will Forte has already dug himself a deep, deep hole. If he does another high-pitched song. . . :eek: > > -DocJon Is Charles Rocket the guy who said “fuck”? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![James\_Westphal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9bd4f/32.png) [@James\_Westphal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Westphal)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/10 "2005-03-07T08:24:48Z")
The current one plus Molly Shannon and Jay Mohr. aaigh. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/11 "2005-03-07T11:32:25Z")
Mix and match any of them from the last five years or so. I can’t stand any of them. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/12 "2005-03-07T11:45:00Z")
I do not understand the Garrett Morris listings. That guy was _good_. Did you ever see (just as examples) his “whitey/shotgun skit,” or his “news for the hearing-impaired” bit. (My former wife laughed until she literally started crying over those two bits.) I always felt he deserved a successful post-SNL showbiz career much more than some of those who acheived one. ---
**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/13 "2005-03-07T12:13:09Z")
Over a dozen posts, and no mention of Jan Hooks? Kevin Nealon, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Adam Sander, Rob Schneider, Cheri Oteri, Julia Sweeney, Maya Rudolph, Norm MacDonald, Jon Lovitz, Chris Kattan, Will Ferrell, Ellen Cleghorne, A. Whitney Brown, Jim Breuer (why limit myself to nine? I’ll never watch the show…) Then there are those whose work on the show I despised, but whose later efforts redeemed them in my eyes: Phil Hartman (barring the “Colon Blow” commercial), Chris Rock, Gilbert Gottfried. I can’t decide if they should be on the list or not, since I am now favorably disposed to them. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/14 "2005-03-07T14:01:41Z")
> [@ouryL](#): > > Is Charles Rocket the guy who said “fuck”? :eek: Yep! I remember watching that night in amazement. I’ll say this I loved Chris Elliott on Letterman & in Get A Life. I usually enjoy Janeane Garofalo as long as she’s not getting political. I consider their year on SNL worse than the first non-NotReady cast. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/15 "2005-03-07T14:40:53Z")
This is easy. Just get Dick Ebersol to pick them for you. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/16 "2005-03-07T15:00:43Z")
Charles Rocket Nora Dunn Pamela Stephenson Horatio Sanz Terry Sweeney Joan Cusack Rachel Dratch Colin Quinn Victoria Jackson Kevin Nealon ---
**Author:** ![AllShookDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d9b06d/32.png) [@AllShookDown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllShookDown)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/17 "2005-03-07T23:23:52Z")
Melanie Hutsell Adam Sandler Norm MacDonald Jimmy Fallon Horatio Sanz Chris Kattan Molly Shannon That’s only seven but they make for a pretty intense nightmare. There were a lot of cast members that weren’t so great but these people were really annoying. ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/18 "2005-03-08T01:03:06Z")
I pick the entire current cast. Awful, just awful. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/19 "2005-03-08T01:09:23Z")
I see you all and raise you ONE LORNE MICHAELS as a regular cast member. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313/20 "2005-03-08T14:20:07Z")
> [@ouryL](#): > > Is Charles Rocket the guy who said “fuck”? :eek: I’m almost positive that was Norm McDonald. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-your-snl-nightmare-cast/293313.md?page=2)