# Asses and Elbows **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 7, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092 "2003-01-07T03:51:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/1 "2003-01-07T03:51:47Z")
“WTF?” you say? You heard me! Try it, and share your score. [www.assotron.com/arse-or-elbow](http://www.assotron.com/arse-or-elbow/) (Apologies if it’s been seen here before. I did a search and didn’t find it). My score: 18/20 ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/2 "2003-01-07T03:56:26Z")
Fine only had 14, but I got 12 of them. ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/3 "2003-01-07T03:56:32Z")
17 out of 20 ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/4 "2003-01-07T03:57:42Z")
My husband got 13 out of 14. Not bad! He was pretty turned on by that elbow that he missed, though. ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/5 "2003-01-07T04:03:40Z")
> [@](#): > > You must be a machine. 12 out of 14 Not too shabby, eh? I think I’ve got a new fetish. :😁: ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/6 "2003-01-07T04:21:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by XJETGIRLX \* > \*\*Not too shabby, eh? > > I think I’ve got a new fetish. :😁: \*\* Wanna trade elbow pics? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/7 "2003-01-07T04:24:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by USCDiver \* > \*\*Fine only had 14, but I got 12 of them. \*\* Oops – yes, I misspoke. There are only 14 of them. But I missed two, so it was: 12/14 (guess I just gave myself some free points… 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/8 "2003-01-07T04:42:53Z")
11/14 Being able to spot asses is a good thing. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/9 "2003-01-07T04:51:10Z")
Batting 1.000 'till I misread the last one. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/10 "2003-01-07T05:32:44Z")
10/14 It supposed that I’m not too bad at this. ---
**Author:** ![AngelFelina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AngelFelina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelFelina)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/11 "2003-01-07T05:37:11Z")
12/14 ! Ha! If someone ever tells me I can’t tell my ass from my elbow, I’ll dispute it with hard evidence! The human body is a master of mimicry. Get a camera with a macro lens and have fun! ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/12 "2003-01-07T05:55:52Z")
10/14. Turns out that I’m not really an ass man. Had it been boobs I would have done much better. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/13 "2003-01-08T02:59:33Z")
9 outta 14… Sorry Monstre apparentlyif it doesnt involve food I CAN’T tell my ass from my elbow… Oh I am so humiliated… my 6 yr old boy scored higher than me ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/14 "2003-01-08T03:26:31Z")
13 outta 14! Isn’t there a similar website comparing crack to cleavage? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/15 "2003-01-08T03:40:04Z")
12 out of 14. Woo! ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/16 "2003-01-08T03:48:18Z")
10/14 But hey, there’s nothing quite like a good piece of elbow. ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/17 "2003-01-08T03:56:57Z")
Not too bad, but I guess I could stand to study some more. ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/18 "2003-01-08T03:59:56Z")
7/14 I’ll bet the rest of you have never noticed how sexy an elbow can be? Umm. No. There’s nothing I can say to mitigate my elbonic performance. pitiful. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/19 "2003-01-08T13:30:03Z")
I got 12 out of 14. If you like looking at a lot of asses, [find the peach.](http://www.anvari.org/fun/Rated/Can_You_Find_The_Peach.html) ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092/20 "2003-01-08T15:57:20Z")
13/14. A true elbow expert. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asses-and-elbows/147092.md?page=2)