# asshat! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874 "2002-11-15T14:23:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/1 "2002-11-15T14:23:30Z")
meatpickle! i’m brian fellowes! goddamnsonofabitchbastardmofo’s! plook me now you savage rascal! thank you, we now return you to your regularly scheduled message boards. unclviny ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/2 "2002-11-15T14:25:33Z")
errm… Huh?😕 ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/3 "2002-11-15T14:33:21Z")
I like pie. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/4 "2002-11-15T14:38:43Z")
When come back, bring pie. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/5 "2002-11-15T14:38:56Z")
My cat’s breath smells of pie. ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/6 "2002-11-15T14:51:58Z")
pie is good! ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/7 "2002-11-15T17:26:44Z")
Hair Pie! ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/8 "2002-11-15T17:29:55Z")
i like peaches! i’m brian fellowes! arf! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/9 "2002-11-15T17:45:42Z")
Mmmmmmmm pie. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/10 "2002-11-15T17:51:05Z")
Blemmy ehny ah fu! Uh! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/11 "2002-11-15T17:51:41Z")
Threads like this make the baby hamster cry. ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/12 "2002-11-15T18:05:50Z")
i like hamster’s, they are funny (and soft) ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/13 "2002-11-15T18:07:44Z")
I like apostrophes (but in the right place), capitalization and periods (though not the lady kind). ---
**Author:** ![Buliwyf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Buliwyf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buliwyf)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/14 "2002-11-15T18:14:37Z")
Allow me to add meaning and worth to a thread which appears to be otherwise devoid of both by asking the question: Where does the whole “When come back, bring pie” thing originate? It made me snort my coffee through my nose and I have seen it a few times but I just can’t place it. Otherwise let me thank all the dopers involved here collectively for making me laugh at a time when I desperately need it. Buliwyf ---
**Author:** ![essohbee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@essohbee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essohbee)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/15 "2002-11-15T18:49:22Z")
I am become death, stealer of pie. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/16 "2002-11-15T18:53:15Z")
Buliwyf wrote: > [@](#): > > Where does the whole “When come back, bring pie” thing originate? If we told you, we’d have to kill you. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/17 "2002-11-15T18:56:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Buliwyf \* > \*\*Where does the whole “When come back, bring pie” thing originate? It made me snort my coffee through my nose and I have seen it a few times but I just can’t place it. > \*\* [Ask and ye shall receive pie.](http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.swf) ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/18 "2002-11-15T18:57:56Z")
Oops! Didn’t know about the killing part. I haven’t finished reading the Clique Handbook yet. Sorry 'bout that. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/19 "2002-11-15T19:02:55Z")
Regardless of where it originated, put me in the camp of people who are SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF IT. Just in case anyone is keeping score. J ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/20 "2002-11-15T19:08:39Z")
Here, jarbabyj, have some pie to make you feel better. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874.md?page=2)