# asshat! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 15, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874 "2002-11-15T14:23:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/21 "2002-11-15T19:09:33Z")
All your pie are belong to us, **jarbaby**. ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/22 "2002-11-15T19:16:23Z")
clouds are puffy ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/23 "2002-11-15T19:21:07Z")
_shrug_ unclviny: Most people love silliness as long as it’s funny. But sooner than later most people will become fed up with gradeschool humor. That’s my opinion anyway. You can take it or leave it. If this a parody, my apologies, but please include a link. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/24 "2002-11-15T19:21:43Z")
Waiter, there’s a hamster in my pie! ``` :eek: ``` ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/25 "2002-11-15T19:24:50Z")
Cheetor likes pie. Contrawise, Ramjet likes toast. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/26 "2002-11-15T19:26:42Z")
Jarbaby doesn’t like pie period? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/27 "2002-11-15T19:29:54Z")
Why haven’t we heard from the American Atheists? ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/28 "2002-11-15T19:30:41Z")
pie pie pie pie pie Ride the pie-nanni. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/29 "2002-11-15T19:38:30Z")
Bret Farve likes pie alot. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/30 "2002-11-15T19:44:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*Jarbaby doesn’t like pie period? \*\* Well, I don’t like period pie. ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/31 "2002-11-15T19:45:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elf6c \* > \*\*Bret Farve likes pie alot. \*\* Shur dose. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/32 "2002-11-15T19:49:20Z")
Pies of a feather _flock_ together. ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/33 "2002-11-15T19:52:57Z")
friday silliness for the amusement of all (except waverly), you (and i ) may now rejoin our lives still in progress (the mortgage payment is due and the baby is crying). nanner, nanner, nanner unclviny ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/34 "2002-11-15T19:55:32Z")
Why lie if you don’t like pie? Fie, fie. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/35 "2002-11-15T20:14:27Z")
Pie’d Piper? That explains the jig. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/36 "2002-11-15T20:25:22Z")
Fucking asshats!! Hamster pie makes the baby Jesus cry!!! Og not happy!!! ---
**Author:** ![Siemsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Siemsi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siemsi)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/37 "2002-11-15T21:51:46Z")
You guys made me laugh my ass off just now!!! Thanks for the giggle… Love love love stupid Friday humor. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/38 "2002-11-15T22:13:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by unclviny \* > **friday silliness for the amusement of all (except waverly)** This I found funny. ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/39 "2002-11-15T22:13:52Z")
you are most welcome, i am stuck out here in a humorless, redneck universe (where harley, nascar, wrestling and country music rule) and this dumb thread kept me laughing all day, talk about darwin’s waiting room!, I LIVE IN HELL!!! (but i’m so whore like that i stay). offshore, louisiana and i hate it! unclviny ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874/40 "2002-11-15T22:14:59Z")
Joke threads don’t belong in the Pit. Lynn [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/136874.md?page=1)