# Asshat?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/172250>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [May 1, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/172250 "2003-05-01T00:00:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/172250/21 "2003-05-01T15:28:57Z")

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As-shat would work too. I offer the following;  
As in - you remind me of something I have shitten.  
As I shat I immediately thought of your post.  
My fecal excreta is incredibly similar to your grey matter.  
You are very similar what has been shitted.  
…I think you get the point…  
As-shat!

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**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/172250/22 "2003-05-01T17:15:36Z")

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You can get one from your friendly neighborhood asshabidasher.

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**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asshat/172250/23 "2003-05-01T18:42:00Z")

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I seem to remember an episode of That 70’s Show where Red threatened his son Foreman that he would be “wearing his ass for a hat”, which led later in the episode to Foreman saying that if he gets caught doing something, he’ll be stuck with an asshat.  
IIRC.

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