# Assholes jumping to conclusions **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assholes-jumping-to-conclusions/422947 "2007-10-16T20:50:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assholes-jumping-to-conclusions/422947/21 "2007-10-18T09:36:01Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] Wait, did I hear this right? **Liberal** just got mugged of all his Monopoly money? [/QUOTE] No, \*\*Liberal \*\* is an Air America hostess. Air America is an airline which does not accept Monopoly money. **Liberal** did not get mugged by the pilot. Sheesh… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assholes-jumping-to-conclusions/422947/22 "2007-10-22T12:46:24Z")
[QUOTE=Mellivora capensis] Air America [/QUOTE] “Thank you for not flying with us today. We realize you have a choice when you stay at home, and we are glad you chose to not associate yourself with Air America in any way, shape, or form. Remember: Air America now has nonstop service from Bangkok to Bogotá.” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assholes-jumping-to-conclusions/422947/23 "2007-10-22T13:33:37Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] Wait, did I hear this right? **Liberal** just got mugged of all his Monopoly money? [/QUOTE] I guess that’ll be the first of many, now they’re not making Monopoly any more. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assholes-jumping-to-conclusions/422947/24 "2007-10-22T15:27:20Z")
[QUOTE=erie774] But was he circumcised? On second thought, I don’t want to know. [/QUOTE] Once, in 20 minutes, with a 1920’s style circumsion ray. ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assholes-jumping-to-conclusions/422947/25 "2007-10-22T15:30:03Z")
[QUOTE=Derleth] “Thank you for not flying with us today. We realize you have a choice when you stay at home, and we are glad you chose to not associate yourself with Air America in any way, shape, or form. Remember: Air America now has nonstop service from Bangkok to Bogotá.” [/QUOTE] No trips to Rio? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assholes-jumping-to-conclusions/422947/26 "2007-10-22T16:11:13Z")
[QUOTE=D\_Odds] Wholly untrue - a deliberate falsehood. RO threads would still abound. Besides, if it ever gets too slow, one could always start a thread about declawing cats, why circumcision should be mandatory, or movement to repeal the 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution. Those would be fun for days! [/QUOTE] What about circumsized cats who have been declawed who wish to repeal the 2nd Amendment? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assholes-jumping-to-conclusions/422947.md?page=1)