# Assorted thoughts on VH1's STRIP TEASE **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 8, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assorted-thoughts-on-vh1s-strip-tease/311606 "2005-07-08T16:46:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assorted-thoughts-on-vh1s-strip-tease/311606/1 "2005-07-08T16:46:44Z")
I would never watch a piece of sleaze like [this show](http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/strip_search/series.jhtml) . Ordinarily. But for some reason it’s the only thing that my TV will pick up on Thursday nights, and I have to watch something for fear of missing an important news announcement. That said, a few thoughts: \*In addition to seeming like a genuinely sweet person, Josh is the most beautiful creature on TV. (Unfortunately no direct link to a pic, but you can find one on the site.) \*Letting Bryce go- what the hell was he thinking? I never understood the “worst body” think (he didn’t, he just wasn’t as buff), he had a very handsome face, he was popular with the women- what the…? \*Brian is crass, ugly, and brutish. Great body, don’t get me wrong, but he looks like a date rape looking for a Chevy and I think women see that. \*I don’t care if he’s married with kids, Billy Cross is queerer than a five-legged Portugese speaking mongoose in a miniskirt. **NO** straight guy makes his living by noticing other men’s butts and smiles like that, and it hurts him. I’m convinced that he’s casting guys solely based on what _he_ thinks is attractive and forgetting that different women have different types- not everybody likes bodybuilders, and Josh’s buttlessness is even considered cute by many. \*Why is Rick so oddly sexy to me? He’s ugly, the red Mohawk doesn’t work and he’s whiny. Hmmm. Paula-Abdul clone woman nailed it with him, though- there’s just something there. Anybody else have any thoughts on this show that I never watch… but just happen to have on sometimes due to a cable problem? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assorted-thoughts-on-vh1s-strip-tease/311606/2 "2005-07-08T16:47:46Z")
Uh- the OP should read **STRIP SEARCH** ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assorted-thoughts-on-vh1s-strip-tease/311606/3 "2005-07-08T18:43:56Z")
LOL. I think my favorite part was when Billy said that women can spot a gay guy “just like that”. That thought amuses me…lol ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assorted-thoughts-on-vh1s-strip-tease/311606/4 "2005-07-08T19:21:15Z")
I only watch this show because the TV’s already on VH1 for _Kept_. Uh huh, yeah, that’s it. [Sean](http://seanandmatt.com/) isn’t the innocent cosmetology student he pretends to be. He’s also a veteran of cheesy reality TV, having been a contestant on _Hot or Not_. > [@Sampiro](#): > > Brian … looks like a date rape looking for a Chevy and I think women see that. If that’s so, then Rick is riding shotgun. Every time I see him I can practically hear the judge denying bail. Which I find bizarrely hot. Not that it makes any difference really, but I’m kinda disappointed that he went for stunt casting with the twins. They’re not that attractive, I hate the blonde tips on the afro look and I find the one with the tips very unpleasant. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assorted-thoughts-on-vh1s-strip-tease/311606/5 "2005-07-08T19:25:26Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > [Sean](http://seanandmatt.com/) isn’t the innocent cosmetology student he pretends to be. He’s also a veteran of cheesy reality TV, having been a contestant on _Hot or Not_. Is he the one who was already dancing in a Philadelphia club (and wouldn’t by The Abdul Experience a cheesesteak)? I missed a couple of episodes. Which one is the twinky cheerleader guy who auditioned in his front yard and is he still on the show? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assorted-thoughts-on-vh1s-strip-tease/311606/6 "2005-07-09T01:09:05Z")
What, I’m supposed to remember _pplot points_ now?!