# Assume I've been in a coma for 15 years.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 19, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760 "2017-09-19T20:30:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/21 "2017-09-20T02:42:20Z")

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_The Expanse_, both books and TV shows.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/22 "2017-09-20T02:43:39Z")

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I’m about five episodes away from the series finale of Justified (and don’t you dare goddamn spoil it for me, Internet). Some folks like the Wire, some folks like Breaking Bad, and I won’t say anything against those; but I have so much freaking FUN with Justified. It’s got great character, just one step below comic books, but in a good way. The dynamic between the central protagonist and the central antagonist is among the best on any show; I certainly can’t think of a pair of nemeses on television that have so effectively sustained an entire series.

Plus, it makes me laugh all the time. Dark, dark humor, but so funny.

That’d be my recommendation.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/23 "2017-09-20T02:49:25Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Being able to binge watch this would almost make being in a 15 year coma worth it.

I’ve still never seen it. I should probably check that out.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/24 "2017-09-20T03:50:20Z")

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Forget…‘Suicide Squad’…just go to s few cons and you’ll see all you need to know!!

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/25 "2017-09-20T04:24:19Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> By the way, you’ll _never_ guess who got elected president…

And guess what kind of president he followed? Yeah, I know things like that shouldn’t matter, but to some people, they do.

:rolleyes:

Michael Jackson died in 2009, and you’re not going to believe HOW.

R.E.M. broke up in 2011.

Believe it or not, Keith Richards is still alive and kicking. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/26 "2017-09-20T04:55:56Z")

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**True Detective** , season 1  
**Hell on Wheels** , the whole series start to finish.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/27 "2017-09-20T06:28:04Z")

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You won’t believe jow much the new iphone x costs…presumably your c.d.s have doubled down while you were in a coma and you’ll be able to afford it, though. …! Oh ,yea, O.J. has been paroled!

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/28 "2017-09-20T06:28:36Z")

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“Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries”. Great Australian series set during the Roaring Twenties and it’s on Netflix.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/29 "2017-09-20T07:08:12Z")

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Oh I love Miss Fisher…that is a good one!!

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/30 "2017-09-20T08:14:34Z")

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_Fargo_, the TV series.

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**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/31 "2017-09-20T14:16:08Z")

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Movies :  
-Rogue One  
-The Dark Knight  
-Inception  
-No Country For Old Men  
-Whiplash  
-Kill Bill Vol. I & II

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/32 "2017-09-22T06:19:50Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> You won’t believe jow much the new iphone x costs…presumably your c.d.s have doubled down while you were in a coma and you’ll be able to afford it, though. …! Oh ,yea, O.J. has been paroled!

“What’s an iPhone?”

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/33 "2017-09-22T14:02:27Z")

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True Detective. S1 & 2.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/34 "2017-09-22T14:41:38Z")

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The Big Bang Theory.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/35 "2017-09-22T17:37:12Z")

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Numb3rs

Rick and Morty

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/36 "2017-09-22T23:29:14Z")

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Johnny Cash ‘Hurt’ Perhaps the greatest cover version ever.

Ed Sheeran ‘Thinking out loud’ A marvellous video to go with the song.

Adele ‘Someone like you’ Simply a singer and a piano completely captivating the audience.

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/37 "2017-09-27T03:31:24Z")

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It’ll be difficult to believe if you’re just waking up from a 15 year coma, but Belgian coldwave is the dominant genre now in nightclubs, radio, and film. People just can’t get enough! What an amazing time to be awake! :dubious:

[https://soundcloud.com/eunoia/sets/eunoia-coldwave](https://soundcloud.com/eunoia/sets/eunoia-coldwave)

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/38 "2017-09-27T08:27:46Z")

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Some movies that will help you catch up with societal changes:

Brokeback Mountain  
An Inconvenient Truth  
The Social Network  
Zero Dark Thirty  
The Wolf of Wall Street  
Fruitvale Station  
Philomena  
Boyhood  
American Sniper  
Dear White People  
Spotlight  
The Big Short  
Moonlight

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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/39 "2017-09-27T08:48:41Z")

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> [@eunoia](#):
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> It’ll be difficult to believe if you’re just waking up from a 15 year coma, but Belgian coldwave is the dominant genre now in nightclubs, radio, and film. People just can’t get enough! What an amazing time to be awake! :dubious:
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> [Stream 𝕖𝕦𝕟𝕠𝕚𝕒 | Listen to DJ eunoia Club Alternatif Moderne playlist online for free on SoundCloud](https://soundcloud.com/eunoia/sets/eunoia-coldwave)

Sounds like Kraftwerk and Gary Numan had a baby.

edit: Which isn’t a bad thing.

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assume-ive-been-in-a-coma-for-15-years/796760/40 "2017-10-07T22:39:44Z")

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> [@Dale\_Sams](#):
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> Sounds like Kraftwerk and Gary Numan had a baby.
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> edit: Which isn’t a bad thing.

Either Ralf or Florian carried the baby, they’re not saying. Hopefully more of these fortuitous births as this new technology becomes more affordable for regular folks. You have heard of the Manuterus© ? 😃

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