Thanks lolagranola, some people around here have been complaining that it’s still cold. now I can tell them it will definitely warm up sooner than we expected.
I have a huge pile of dishes in the kitchen sink. What’s the point of doing them if, after all, we are going to be hit by an asteriod? I mean, the asteriod doesn’t care if my kitchen is tidy or not… Why worry about dishes when I have to worry about asteroids?
Well damn, now you sound like a nihilist! What’s the point of going on if there’s nothing to go on for?
Asteroid’s coming! The world may as well not exist!
Damn it, you’re right. I’m going to stop working too. 
Think they’d let me slide with that? Hehehehe.
[Homer Simpson]Ah, it’ll probably burn up once it hits all the pollution in the atmosphere.[/Homer Simpson]
You are here ----> O
* <--- Asteroid is here
Fuck it.
This sounds like the lead-in to bad TV commercial for creams and salves for certain personal afflictions. 
We could ship 6 billion people to the red planet, or we could prevent the asteroid from hitting…
“hmmmmm…”