My astral projector’s bulb burnt out, now everybody has to huddle around my aura to see my presentation.
Shush, you.
Extradimensional entities opposed to all human life need to eat, too.
Maybe the Hmong, Thai, and Filipinos are especially adept at astral projection.
Doctor: I’m sorry, we tried everything, but we couldn’t save him. It looks like the cause of death was Sudden Unexpected Death Syndrome.
Grieving Next of Kin: Your diagnosis is Sudden Unexpected Death Syndrome?!? That’s…that’s not a diagnosis!!! That’s just you saying he died and you have no clue why!!!
I traveled astrally and chronologically and got to see the whole history of the planet! First the earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s clothes. I couldn’t believe it!
Starting a Barenaked Ladies tribute band?
I never forgot about the Banana Worms, but I did forget that you created them! 
And there’s also an out-of-body monster, separate from the one under the bed and traveling outside it? Now I’m really terrified of going to sleep.