# At BK, I guess you really can have it your way. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-bk-i-guess-you-really-can-have-it-your-way/262436 "2004-08-31T17:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-bk-i-guess-you-really-can-have-it-your-way/262436/21 "2004-09-01T06:28:14Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > …butthole servers? [SIZE=1]must resist…urge…to…say…\*\* whew :smack: didn’t think I could do it did ya? If y’all look real close to the photo. You can see the plastic letter G laying on the ground near the sign. See it…look close. That’s it, right…there! ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-bk-i-guess-you-really-can-have-it-your-way/262436/22 "2004-09-01T06:31:08Z")
that was supposed to be \> must resist…urge…to…say… can’t very well blame that on the hamsters can I? Well did anyone find that G spot? Great, don’t you feel better now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-bk-i-guess-you-really-can-have-it-your-way/262436/23 "2004-09-01T12:40:58Z")
What the hell else did you expect to find between Burger Kings buns? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-bk-i-guess-you-really-can-have-it-your-way/262436/24 "2004-09-01T16:09:09Z")
This reminds me of _National Lampoon_’s True Signs feature. My favorite was a picture of the results of somebody doctoring up a KFC markee. The Colonel’s face was grinning over the words EAT OUT YOUR WIFE HERE. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-bk-i-guess-you-really-can-have-it-your-way/262436/25 "2004-09-01T16:58:54Z")
I ain’t even gonna think about what they could do with _Finger Lickin’ Good_ next to that. Nope, not goin’ there. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-bk-i-guess-you-really-can-have-it-your-way/262436/26 "2004-09-01T16:59:46Z")
It’s at times like these that I wish I still worked in BK. “Have you tried our new anussteak burger?..” ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-bk-i-guess-you-really-can-have-it-your-way/262436/27 "2004-09-01T17:48:04Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > … I thought that was in the hot dogs? No, it’s near the hot dogs but not the same part of the anatomy. See _bagel dogs_. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-bk-i-guess-you-really-can-have-it-your-way/262436.md?page=1)