# At FIRST Glance...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348 "2009-01-28T03:52:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/1 "2009-01-28T03:52:26Z")
… what do you see our new President doing in this photo? [![](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/Obama.jpg) ](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/Obama.jpg) Thanks Q ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/2 "2009-01-28T03:56:12Z")
Holding a candlestick? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/3 "2009-01-28T04:11:53Z")
Giving a speech while being photographed by somebody that sucks at composition? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/4 "2009-01-28T04:19:08Z")
Being an electrical source for a compact fluorescent bulb? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/5 "2009-01-28T04:47:56Z")
Talking about Jesse Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/6 "2009-01-28T04:58:08Z")
He’s holding soap. Remember? He’s “CLEAN”. I’m quoting the vice president here…what? ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/7 "2009-01-28T04:58:15Z")
Shaking dice ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/8 "2009-01-28T04:58:32Z")
Shaking some sort of stubby glow-stick? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/9 "2009-01-28T05:11:37Z")
Doing his best Godfather impression. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/10 "2009-01-28T05:12:44Z")
Squeezing a large tampon. ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/11 "2009-01-28T05:20:52Z")
Holding marshmallows just before eating them. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/12 "2009-01-28T05:26:51Z")
How about [this](http://i42.tinypic.com/6z1nat.jpg) pic? ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/13 "2009-01-28T06:12:28Z")
oooohhhh…not good. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/14 "2009-01-28T06:15:44Z")
Juggling the luminescent testes of the Republican party…? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/15 "2009-01-28T06:23:09Z")
How many Presidents does it take to change a lightbulb? ---
**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/16 "2009-01-28T07:45:01Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > How many Presidents does it take to change a lightbulb? You didn’t stipulate if WMD are involved. ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/17 "2009-01-28T16:34:48Z")
The OP’s pic: looking all “righteous indignation” and holding marshmallows in his hand. **PatriotGrrrl** ’s pic: getting a blowjob from a little girl. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/18 "2009-01-28T16:36:47Z")
_“Turn your head and cough.”_ ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/19 "2009-01-28T16:38:36Z")
Playing with his balls? ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348/20 "2009-01-28T16:58:40Z")
Why, he’s holding up the ceiling, of course. Didn’t know our capitol’s buildings were in that bad of repair. Good thing he’s tall… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-first-glance/483348.md?page=2)