# At last he didn't do it for the cadillac

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-last-he-didnt-do-it-for-the-cadillac/726902>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 3, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-last-he-didnt-do-it-for-the-cadillac/726902 "2015-08-03T17:56:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-last-he-didnt-do-it-for-the-cadillac/726902/1 "2015-08-03T17:56:36Z")

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My heart bleeds for this man,  
it wasn’t for the cadillac, the coke made him do it.  
That makes all the difference in the world, we should take pity on the poor man, he just couldn’t help himself. :rolleyes:

I know if I got ripped off I’d rather my money went for coke instead of a cadillac.

Do defense attorneys really say these kinds of things?

[http://nypost.com/2015/07/08/irs-scam-ringleader-says-cocaine-made-him-do-it/](http://nypost.com/2015/07/08/irs-scam-ringleader-says-cocaine-made-him-do-it/)  
He has so much respect for women.

[http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/07/08/sahil-patel-irs-scam-sentence/](http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/07/08/sahil-patel-irs-scam-sentence/)

We are \*‘pliable, easily manipulated, greedy, and easy to control’.  
\*

So much for getting rid of the scams. My friends has gotten three calls in the last three days from somebody from the IRS saying she needs to call them back immediately or she faces arrest.

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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-last-he-didnt-do-it-for-the-cadillac/726902/2 "2015-08-04T02:13:06Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> We are \*‘pliable, easily manipulated, greedy, and easy to control’.  
> \*

I think there is little doubt that this accurately describes many women.

And many men.