# At least kiss me if you're going to knead my Danish like that

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-kiss-me-if-youre-going-to-knead-my-danish-like-that/162288>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 18, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-kiss-me-if-youre-going-to-knead-my-danish-like-that/162288 "2003-03-18T15:52:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-kiss-me-if-youre-going-to-knead-my-danish-like-that/162288/41 "2003-03-20T14:01:47Z")

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Confused:  
“Man, differential calculus really kneads my Danish”

Appreciative:  
“Whoah, awesome dude - that, like, really kneads the Danish”

Political:  
“We will knead the Danish until they adopt a sensible policy on bacon exports”

Aggressive:  
“Hand over your purse and jewellery or I’ll knead your Danish”

Professional:  
“We have to synergise, pick the low hanging fruit, knead the Danish”

Educational:  
“It is quite normal for teenagers to knead the Danish, you won’t go blind or insane”

Critical:  
“Hardly surprising you came to that conclusion when all along you have been kneading the Danish”

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**Author:** ![blinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@blinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blinx)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-kiss-me-if-youre-going-to-knead-my-danish-like-that/162288/42 "2003-03-20T14:40:19Z")

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All this talk about fondeling a danish (not to mention the tongue part) makes me want to move to the US…

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-kiss-me-if-youre-going-to-knead-my-danish-like-that/162288/43 "2003-03-20T14:49:00Z")

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**Mangetout** , I am in awe. I bet you’ve coined a few phrases in your time, haven’t you?

In my head, I keep hearing “knead my Danish” as part of the lyrics to _Whole Lotta Love_ by Led Zeppelin: “Knead my Danish till the cream runs down my leg …”

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-kiss-me-if-youre-going-to-knead-my-danish-like-that/162288/44 "2003-03-20T14:53:09Z")

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…can’t … resist …

When come back, knead Danish.

…oh, the shame… please, slap me again…

…and Sauron, who you needed to refer to a few posts up was **Spiny Norman** , of course

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