# At least she's pretty **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2007, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944 "2007-08-26T00:06:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/81 "2007-08-26T22:41:53Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Feet have their place in such activities, too. 😛 [/QUOTE] Surely not while they’re in one’s own mouth, though? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/82 "2007-08-27T01:04:11Z")
I don’t think she’s all that pretty–she looks older than her age (not a good sign at her age!). And what is wrong with her shoulders? Is it me or are they really slopey and not in good shape? Ugh and blech and god help us all if she reproduces… **Airman** –this is why I couldn’t be a guy. I’d get all excited about “hitting it” and the she’d open her mouth and all desire would flee… ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/83 "2007-08-27T01:28:06Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] I don’t think she’s all that pretty–she looks older than her age (not a good sign at her age!). And what is wrong with her shoulders? Is it me or are they really slopey and not in good shape? Ugh and blech and god help us all if she reproduces… **Airman** –this is why I couldn’t be a guy. I’d get all excited about “hitting it” and the she’d open her mouth and all desire would flee… [/QUOTE] You’re right, you’re not thinking like a guy, that’s for sure. When she opens her mouth, a guy would see that as an opportunity to shove something in there. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/84 "2007-08-27T01:37:55Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] You’re right, you’re not thinking like a guy, that’s for sure. When she opens her mouth, a guy would see that as an opportunity to shove something in there. [/QUOTE] 😃 And that is about all her mouth is good for! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/85 "2007-08-27T01:42:36Z")
Well, I _have_ to give her credit. . . she _did_ mention two war-torn countries: viz, Iraq and South Africa. . . . . . . . . . wait, _what?_ Well, like someone else mentioned, she _did_ mention U.S. Americans. Tripler [HBO commercial]. . . because, like, I’m a veter’narian because I don’t eat meat. ::squeak::[/HBO C] ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/86 "2007-08-27T01:50:47Z")
[QUOTE=Tripler] Well, like someone else mentioned, she _did_ mention U.S. Americans. [/QUOTE] Yeah, after that I decided from now on I want you all to refer to me as a United States American, because just being called an American is offensive to me. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/87 "2007-08-27T01:53:08Z")
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] Surely not while they’re in one’s own mouth, though? :dubious: [/QUOTE] Not _figuratively,_ no… ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/88 "2007-08-27T01:53:31Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] You really think she could find Canada on a map? [/QUOTE] Could she identify herself in a mirror? She embodies the phrase “dumber than a box of hair” to me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/89 "2007-08-27T01:54:20Z")
I’m just proud of myself for actually noticing she was talking. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/90 "2007-08-27T01:54:32Z")
I prefer Central American, being from the midwest. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/91 "2007-08-27T01:57:16Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Could she identify herself in a mirror? … 🙂 [/QUOTE] Kind of, if “long lost twin” counts as self-identification. Then she would say, “How did you know what I’d be wearing?” ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/92 "2007-08-27T01:57:54Z")
Well I grew up in Central Midwestern America, so could you please refer to me as a Central Midwestern United States American? KTHNX ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/93 "2007-08-27T02:34:14Z")
[QUOTE=levdrakon] Yeah, after that I decided from now on I want you all to refer to me as a United States American, because just being called an American is offensive to me. [/QUOTE] Based on this, and the other Doper’s thoughts, and being I lived in New Jersey, Arizona, North Dakota, Montana, and now Georgia . . . . . . shit, I had it, but then in the midst of typing, I blanked out on what I wanted to be called. Damned if now I can’t remember. :smack: Tripler Freakin’ jeez, it’s on the tip of my tongue. . . ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/94 "2007-08-27T02:53:30Z")
[QUOTE=levdrakon] Yeah, after that I decided from now on I want you all to refer to me as a United States American, because just being called an American is offensive to me. [/QUOTE] I actually thought of a legitimate reason for the term “U.S. Americans”, and that is to acknowledge that Canadians and Mexicans are also Americans. Could I have possibly stumbled on what she was thinking? Still doesn’t excuse the claims that many of 'em don’t have maps, or the babbling about South Africa & Iraq. Mario Lopez was indeed being kind to her, but consider what body of work he is most know for. He really can’t judge anybody. And I agree about her response being a muddled version of what she had prepared to say. It reminded me of that scene in 30 ROCK where Jane Krakowski went on MSNBC Hardball & f’d up what Tina Fey had coached her to say (“We need to devote our resourses to catching and imprisoning Barack Obama… and then elect Osama in 2008!”) ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/95 "2007-08-27T03:09:47Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] Kind of, if “long lost twin” counts as self-identification. Then she would say, “How did you know what I’d be wearing?” [/QUOTE] 😃 I can hear her now, “Twin–stop coying me!” ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/96 "2007-08-27T03:25:20Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Could she identify herself in a mirror? She embodies the phrase “dumber than a box of hair” to me. 🙂 [/QUOTE] I’d’ve used “dumbern’ a bag of hammers” but hammers have a useful function. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/97 "2007-08-27T04:01:30Z")
What was that she said about “The Iraq”? I’d totally nail that, too, by the way. I wouldn’t have to listen, as she would have her mouf full… ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/98 "2007-08-27T04:29:12Z")
[QUOTE=MsRobyn] I’d’ve used “dumbern’ a bag of hammers” but hammers have a useful function. Robin [/QUOTE] As many of the less-timid male posters here have stated, she could be very useful in a certain function. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/99 "2007-08-27T04:35:10Z")
[QUOTE=MsRobyn] I’d’ve used “dumbern’ a bag of hammers” but hammers have a useful function. Robin [/QUOTE] Would “bag of holes” be too offensive? Yes, yes it would. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944/100 "2007-08-27T04:49:19Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman] As many of the less-timid male posters here have stated, she could be very useful in a certain function. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but you BETTER use birth control-do you really want her to breed? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-least-shes-pretty/416944.md?page=6)