# At the risk of being crude, that's only five, Paul. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 8, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574 "2010-08-08T03:29:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/41 "2010-08-08T15:30:33Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > > [@wolfman](#): > > > > If were’re doing this: > > > > ? Doing what? > > Near rhymes instead of actual rhymes. Oh your one of those 😉 They rhyme perfectly to most of us ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/42 "2010-08-08T15:38:15Z")
Just end it all - Saul Commit suicide - Clyde Kill yourself - Ralph ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/43 "2010-08-08T15:43:04Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > > [@Tanbarkie](#): > > > > Run and take the money, Sonny. > > Ski into a tree, Sonny. I actually did a spit-take on this one - fortunately I had finished my breakfast already. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/44 "2010-08-08T16:42:36Z")
Say ta-ta, Gaga. Jump in the pool, Jewel. Take belladonna, Madonna. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/45 "2010-08-08T17:56:36Z")
Make a pass at her sis, Chris ---
**Author:** ![I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19adc/32.png) [@I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Am_The_Lorax)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/46 "2010-08-08T18:00:49Z")
Get a new job, Bob. Call her a bitch, Mitch. Whack 'im with a pan, Anne. Take his new Harley, Carly. Leave a note in blood, Jud. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/47 "2010-08-08T18:07:39Z")
Leave her on the Hill, Bill; Say you can’t give up the biz, Liz; Give Kid a body slam, Pam, and set yourselves free… This is fun! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/48 "2010-08-08T18:44:40Z")
Give her the slip, Trip. Stop givin’ a fig, Trig. Insult your main Mod, Todd. ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/49 "2010-08-08T18:53:33Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > Give her the slip, Trip. > Stop givin’ a fig, Trig. > Insult your main Mod, Todd. If we’re going that route: Shoot him with a pistol, Bristol ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/50 "2010-08-08T19:03:44Z")
> [@Monstera\_deliciosa](#): > > > [@descamisado](#): > > > > Give her the slip, Trip. > > Stop givin’ a fig, Trig. > > Insult your main Mod, Todd. > > If we’re going that route: > > Shoot him with a pistol, Bristol Take him out with a sniper, Piper. Hit her with a rock, Barack. Send him to hell, Michelle. Give him a bash, uh, Sasha. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/51 "2010-08-08T19:05:06Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > > [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > > > Near rhymes instead of actual rhymes. > > Oh your one of those 😉 They rhyme perfectly to most of us Wait, lawn and Ron rhyme perfectly to most people? Do brawn and con rhyme? If not, which one rhymes with lawn and Ron? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/52 "2010-08-08T19:11:15Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > > [@wolfman](#): > > > > Oh your one of those 😉 They rhyme perfectly to most of us > > Wait, lawn and Ron rhyme perfectly to most people? > > Do brawn and con rhyme? If not, which one rhymes with lawn and Ron? Yes, unless you’re from Manhattan or Minnesota. Wow, this post is 14414: does that mean something? I mean, besides a large waste of my time? ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/53 "2010-08-08T19:15:41Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > > [@wolfman](#): > > > > Oh your one of those 😉 They rhyme perfectly to most of us > > Wait, lawn and Ron rhyme perfectly to most people? > > Do brawn and con rhyme? If not, which one rhymes with lawn and Ron? all 4 rhyme ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/54 "2010-08-08T20:02:48Z")
Throw her stuff in the yard, Gerard ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/55 "2010-08-08T20:24:31Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > > [@wolfman](#): > > > > Oh your one of those 😉 They rhyme perfectly to most of us > > Wait, lawn and Ron rhyme perfectly to most people? > > Do brawn and con rhyme? If not, which one rhymes with lawn and Ron? > **[Map 2](https://www.ling.upenn.edu/phono_atlas/maps/Map2.html)** ---
**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/56 "2010-08-08T21:31:00Z")
Throw her in a gorge, George Beat her with a stick, Rick ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/57 "2010-08-08T23:06:03Z")
Insist on a three-way, Jay! Worked for me… ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/58 "2010-08-08T23:15:24Z")
Stop doing her dishes, Aloysius. Tell her she’s not comely, Cholmondeley. Call her a man-whore, Featherstonehaugh. ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/59 "2010-08-08T23:17:37Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > > [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > > > Wait, lawn and Ron rhyme perfectly to most people? > > > > Do brawn and con rhyme? If not, which one rhymes with lawn and Ron? > > all 4 rhyme I’d agree with that - at they do with a typical Ontario accent. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574/60 "2010-08-09T00:25:48Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Make a pass at her sis, Chris or Find a new miss, Chris. Bang the Au pair, Claire. Tell him you’re a lez, Bez [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-the-risk-of-being-crude-thats-only-five-paul/549574.md?page=4)