# At what age should a lady put away the bikini...

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-what-age-should-a-lady-put-away-the-bikini/398845 "2007-04-05T13:03:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gentle\_Robot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gentle\_Robot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gentle_Robot)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-what-age-should-a-lady-put-away-the-bikini/398845/41 "2007-04-07T17:43:54Z")

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A better title would be at what weight should a lady put away the bikini

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/at-what-age-should-a-lady-put-away-the-bikini/398845/42 "2007-04-08T00:29:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Phlosphr]  
One of my wife’s close friends is 49…she looks 24. She is gawked at whenever we got to the beach. I’m always kidding her with: “Nancy, when are you going to take one of these young bucks up on their flirtatious gawking???”

Her Response:

How do you know I haven’t already??? 😉  
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Um, what beach is this?

_scribbling down furiously_

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