# Atheists: What Do You Believe In?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/atheists-what-do-you-believe-in/650082>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 12, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/atheists-what-do-you-believe-in/650082 "2013-02-12T15:17:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/atheists-what-do-you-believe-in/650082/121 "2013-02-13T15:46:06Z")

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> [@Onomatopoeia](#):
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> ?? I don’t get it.

Do the math. You have 40 productive years ahead of you, that makes you ten years old.😛

sorry.

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**Author:** ![Jr.DNA\_test](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d78d45/32.png) [@Jr.DNA\_test](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jr.DNA_test)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/atheists-what-do-you-believe-in/650082/122 "2013-02-13T15:49:20Z")

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Asian torture for you.

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/atheists-what-do-you-believe-in/650082/123 "2013-02-13T15:50:18Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> “I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.”

+1

> [@sandra\_nz](#):
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> I believe in the scientific method. And pie.

Did I have dinner with you Saturday?

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