# Athena and Byzantine's Naked Pillow Fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750 "2000-01-05T20:17:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/201 "2000-01-12T00:09:00Z")
As VB slowly sqeezes the trigger, he whispers to Ayesha, “No dice, babe, Rousseau is keepin’em all distracted; you’re mine, pussycat!” * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/202 "2000-01-12T00:12:00Z")
Oh, and were the hell is Athena?! She started this donnybrook! * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/203 "2000-01-12T00:13:00Z")
Athena is in the corner, smiling to herself and murmuring “I started a thread with 200+ posts! Whoohooo!” ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/204 "2000-01-12T00:24:00Z")
VB to Athena, crooking his finger: “So wadda ya want, a medal or a chest to pin it on? Out of the corner, wench, I’m all warmed up, and as soon as I’m finished with Ayesha here, you’re next! Wooohooo!” * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/205 "2000-01-12T00:30:00Z")
Well get out of the corner and HELP me fer pete’s sake. Uh VB, honey look I was uh, only trying to show everyone how talented you were by making you do those trick, yeah that’s it. Can’t we discuss this :: swiftly slips out of VB’s grip and grabs the pistol of hout burning death, aims it at VB’s uh,head and fires Aww, Vb looks like Jr. needs his head dunked, heres a nice cooling bucket of… * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/206 "2000-01-12T00:38:00Z")
OK, OK, I’m back in the frenzy! Hmmm… Ayesha, you don’t seem to NEED help. Well, VB, I guess now that Ayesha has you in an, ahem, compromising position, I’ll take this opportunity to spray you liberally with hot pepper oil, conveniently dispensed by a fine mister. Yer covered, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/207 "2000-01-12T00:49:00Z")
Picking up the story… … of maple syrup. It cools the burn and smells great! As the frolicking gets out of control suddenly \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ enters the room and says:: ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/208 "2000-01-12T00:54:00Z")
**"I’M BAAAACK!!!"** Leaping into the pile of bodies, I swim my way from one end to the other. Heh. Who wants to see my breast stroke? * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/209 "2000-01-12T02:41:00Z")
(Re-entering room, about 150 posts later …) (Sniff!) Man, it’s really starting to smell in here after two weeks. * * * “You had me at ‘Hell no.’” ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/210 "2000-01-12T13:20:00Z")
So, I peek out of the Jello and look around. Hey! Who wants hot tub action? You scrub my back, I’ll scrub yours! I pick up a soapy scrubby sponge, aim carefully and hit . . . ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/211 "2000-01-12T14:55:00Z")
Sealemon,You have breasts! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/212 "2000-01-12T15:50:00Z")
Mother? What are you watching, Mother? * * * I wouldn’t hurt a fly… ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/213 "2000-01-12T16:01:00Z")
Much to the chagrin of both Ayesha and Athena, the A&D ointment has protected VBs pridenjoy once more. “Soooo, you wanna play rough?” he growls; “no more mister nice guy! Bring out…the Comfy Chair!” OH, and Phouka, Sugar, as soon as I finish spanking these two sorority rejects, I’ll have scrubby time with you! * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/214 "2000-01-12T16:05:00Z")
Apparently, that sponge of mine is still sailing through the air. Who will it hit? ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/215 "2000-01-12T16:17:00Z")
VB reaches up and grabs the soapy sponge as spins lazily through the air exactly like a bowling ball wouldn’t… * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/216 "2000-01-12T16:54:00Z")
…And as VB catches it, I finally surface from the writhing bodies with…the hairless weasil cat. “Well, gee, you can’t swing a dead cat around here without hitting nekkid oiled up people! Let’s see if I can swing a mostly dead, hairless weasil cat!” **Rrrow! Rroow! Smack!** Ooops! My bad, orange! Now, who wants some? * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/217 "2000-01-12T17:01:00Z")
Welcome back Seal! ('bout time!) nearly-dead-cat, huh? No wonder this place smells after a couple of weeks! _I_ suggest we all climb into the sudsy hot tub with Phouka, get squeaky clean while the janitor cleans up the oil and feathers, and start all over again! * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/218 "2000-01-12T17:09:00Z")
Hey there, VB. sorry I was gone. The Internet bouncer wouldn’t let me back in (Seems to be working for now). Yeah, I think we _all_ need a little hot tub soakin’. Let me just feed this here cat. \< scraping various foodstuff off the walls \> I got plans for this little weapon–I mean, cat. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/219 "2000-01-12T17:17:00Z")
Well, ok; I forgive you for leaving me at the mercy of all these hell cats…speaking of cats, I can’t wait to see what you have in mind! * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/220 "2000-01-12T17:20:00Z")
Oooo…can I join y’all in the hot tub? Please? _batting eyes_ * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750.md?page=12)