# Athena and Byzantine's Naked Pillow Fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750 "2000-01-05T20:17:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/221 "2000-01-12T17:48:00Z")
Come on in, Falcon sweetie, but drop all weapons of titilation and torture…oh, what the hell, you haven’t got anything I haven’t seen before! Just know that if you misbehave, I’ll clip your wings! (grinning evily). * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/222 "2000-01-12T17:53:00Z")
Awww…thanks VB! _sliding into the hot tub_ And you’d clip my wings? But…misbehaving is so much FUN!!! _grin_ * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/223 "2000-01-13T06:06:00Z")
Falcon, you’re incorrigible; _and_ Encourageable…I like that in a girl! Just be warned, I tickle! * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/224 "2000-01-13T06:09:00Z")
Falcon! Come here, sweetie pie, and I will wash your back. Your front, too, if you like. And VB can eat his heart out until he promises to become our love slave and bring us tasty drinks and fan us with palm fronds. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/225 "2000-01-13T06:12:00Z")
Phouka - why thank ya! I like that idea. (Although alas, the job of washing my front belongs to someone else…) And VB - thanks - that’s something I’ve heard a lot recently. 😉 But wait…you tickle??? EEP! * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/226 "2000-01-13T06:16:00Z")
Ok, Ok, I can be a love slave for awhile; I can even fan you with palm fronds (at least until my arms get tired), but I draw the line at tasty drinks, which means I have to leave the tub! * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/227 "2000-01-13T06:19:00Z")
OK, Falcon, I’ll wash your front, and I promise not to tickle, although I might nosh a nip’ or two! 😉 * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/228 "2000-01-13T06:23:00Z")
**Hot Tub!** Uh, gonna get wet. **Hot Tub!** Gonna make me sweat. Uh, yeah. gonna test tha water. Gonna test tha water. Huh. Gonna test tha water. **Hot Tub!** Gonna stick my toe in. Gonna stick it in… YEOW!!! TOO HOT IN THA HOT TUB! GOOD GOD! Not gonna go. I can’t make it. Help me! Good God! Gonna Cannonball-uh! **Hot Tub!** ## \< Splash! \> You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/229 "2000-01-13T06:24:00Z")
I can’t believe it,Sealemon just gave me pussy! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/230 "2000-01-13T06:34:00Z")
Oh Orangecakes! That was Baaaaaddddd! I gues I won’t make my wimp comment; besides, what kind of ‘hot’ was he talking, hmmmm? 🙂 * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/231 "2000-01-12T20:09:00Z")
Hey, I almost forgot about Shadowfox. Maybe I ought to go unchain her so she can join us in the tub…hey, she isn’t moving…Fox?..Fox?..uh, nevermind. * * * The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/232 "2000-01-12T20:14:00Z")
Vestal…you go RIGHT ahead, since my normal front-washer isn’t here in this thread…_pout_ And no tickling! SEALE!! You just got me soaking wet! Sheesh! Who on earth told you that you could cannonball into a hot tub?!? * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/233 "2000-01-12T20:14:00Z")
Uummmm… I thought Rodimus released her; I sent him to you for the key. Maybe she’s just sleeping? Here, take some of this peppermint oil and put it (whisper,whisper); that’ll get her attention! * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/234 "2000-01-12T20:21:00Z")
Atcher service, Falcon! What do I get in return? And, define ‘tickle’. Rousseau, have you managed to rouse Shadowfox yet? * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/235 "2000-01-12T20:21:00Z")
Oh, I’ll give you peppermint oil, love slave. Hey, what do you know? When you rub oil on love slave parts, they get bigger . . . ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/236 "2000-01-12T20:23:00Z")
And bigger…and bigger… 😉 * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/237 "2000-01-12T20:25:00Z")
Vestal… In return? You mean my undying love and affection isn’t enough? Hmm…how about me not whapping you with a pillow? No? And I’ll wash YOUR front too… _grin_ And to define “tickle”…hmmm. I’m very ticklish, hon, so we’ll just say not to tickle me TOO much. k? And hey phouka! Share that cinnamon oil…I think we could BOTH use it on this love slave… * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/238 "2000-01-12T20:31:00Z")
VB, in _his_ best Flounder voice: “Oh boy, this is gonna be great!” * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/239 "2000-01-12T20:39:00Z")
Now orange, you know perfectly well that was Neuro Trash Girl’s shaved pussy I whacked you with. Errr,…nevermind. Ummm, Falcon, what can I say. you look _great_ soaking wet. Andthat’s a very nice tattoo, by the way! VB, ya cyberslut! Keep it down over there! I’m gonna soak over here, until some more ladies join us… **Hot Tub!** Gonna make some steam-uh. **Hot Tub!** Gonna make me scream-uh! Get Back! Yehooow! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/240 "2000-01-12T20:49:00Z")
Cyberslut?! _they_ started it! Ohh, alright. _sigh_ * * * VB TANSTAAFL! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750.md?page=13)