# Athena and Byzantine's Naked Pillow Fight

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 5, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750 "2000-01-05T20:17:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/261 "2000-01-12T22:33:00Z")

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An angry phouka.

So! Wash my lunch out, will you? I guess that means you just got put on the menu!

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/262 "2000-01-12T22:50:00Z")

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“Yeah? Says who, Phouka? It was getting cold anyway!” Says an unrepentant VB, as he fwoomps Jasmine with a pillow before ripping her clothes off and oiling her. “remember, sweetie, this is a _naked_ pillow fight!”

## I like your idea for Ripley’s, but we’ll probably have to tone it down for family consumption!

VB

TANSTAAFL!

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/263 "2000-01-12T23:07:00Z")

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While Vestal is temporarily distracted with Ayesha, Falcon sneaks up behind him and FWHAPS him over the head with her 2 king-size pillows!

Gotcha hon…

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“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/264 "2000-01-12T23:12:00Z")

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Hold him down, ladies! I want a piece of this man.

Don’t worry, VB, I don’t bite. That hard.

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/265 "2000-01-12T23:14:00Z")

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So, I’m oiled and naked, hey? Well, gaze upon your dominatrix, pal :)!

In the words of the immortal “Bugs Bunny”: “Of course you KNOW that THIS means WAR” :)!

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/266 "2000-01-12T23:16:00Z")

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\<Lonely echoes\>

Uhh… Seale? Rousseau?

\<in a small voice\>

Help?

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VB

TANSTAAFL!

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/267 "2000-01-12T23:49:00Z")

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Oh so now that we have you held down and at our mercy, you call for help. I think not !

Seale , Rous, stay back, I have a whole bag full of these peppers, and can think of very interesting places to stick them.

Come get him Phouka.

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/268 "2000-01-13T00:01:00Z")

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Aw, c’mon ayesha! at least you’re clean now!

If I promise back rubs all around will you let me go?

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VB

TANSTAAFL!

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/269 "2000-01-13T00:12:00Z")

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\< wakes up in a puddle in the middle of the room \>

WTF? Why am I out of the hot tub? And why is there water everywhere? And why do I get the feeling there is some sort of bitemark design on my back?

\< grabing up two king sized pillows \>

Awww, screw it, I’ll ask questions after I kick some ass!

\< Launching a furious flurry of swings, I thwack every female in the room \>

**Come get some!**

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/270 "2000-01-13T00:20:00Z")

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As VB yanks free of a dazed Ayesha:

Alright Seale! to the best of my count, we’re facing at least 4 hostile hotsies!  
I recommend back to back for the nonce!  
Rousseau! get your butt in here, buddy!

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VB

TANSTAAFL!

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/271 "2000-01-13T12:25:00Z")

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\*\*\*\* THWAAAAAAAAP!!\*\*\*\*

Wake up, “VB”, it’s time to face a new day!

Lord, do I have some plans for you :)!

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/272 "2000-01-13T13:14:00Z")

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Hostile? Try _hungry_. Heh heh heh. Are you a man of good taste, VB? Let’s find out!

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/273 "2000-01-13T13:30:00Z")

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_Woah, here she comes  
Watch out VB, she’ll chew you up  
Woah here she comes  
She’s a man eater_

Heh. I say “man eater” like it’s a **BAD** thing.

Man. One moment, I’m getting a toe curling back rub and nibble treatment, the next thing i know, I’m lying in a pool of hot tub water, with bite marks on my back (I don’t _think_ I got bitten anywhere else), and phouka is going after VB. I feel so…_used_.

**ALRIGHT!**

\< Laying into orange and byz with a double pillow Thwack! \>

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/274 "2000-01-13T14:01:00Z")

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What are you complaining about, Sillyman? All your parts are still attached. 😉

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/275 "2000-01-13T15:09:00Z")

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Oh yah\<just wait til we get through with him!Byz,where are ya?I got the silly string!

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/276 "2000-01-13T16:09:00Z")

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(VB, yawning and stretching)

Ok, Ok Jasmine I’m up! Uh, can I get a little caffeine first?

G’morning Phouka; Yes, I’m a man of good taste, and on occasion I’ve even been told I taste good!

Mornin’ Seale; you’ve no one to blame but yourself, as I tried to warn ya! 🙂

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VB

TANSTAAFL!

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/277 "2000-01-13T17:38:00Z")

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Oh yes, VB, I should have taken your advice. Once, I was a saint, a naive young man. But now, my purity has been forever tainted an-

\< Unable to continue as I duck and cover from the pillow, sock, and hot sauce barrage \>

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/278 "2000-01-13T17:40:00Z")

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\< mumbling to self \> If y’all _really_ think I’m complaining about a backrub/being someone’s buffet, I’d suggest y’all lower your daily crack intake. 🙂

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/279 "2000-01-14T02:37:00Z")

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Ayesha returns, and fwapts Seale with 2 large pillows, how do like that laughing mon ? 😛

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/280 "2000-01-14T02:44:00Z")

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As long as it’s the pillows in your _hands_, it’s OK, Ayesha. I’d hate for the lion to come after me because you fwaped me with your _other_ big pillows, especially the one with his name on it! 😉

\< Fwaping you back! \>

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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