# Athena and Byzantine's Naked Pillow Fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750 "2000-01-05T20:17:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@Cyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/21 "2000-01-05T23:37:00Z")
\*\*\* Cyan enters with her gym bag and competion pillows \*\*\* Where do I change? Gotta get out of these togs and warm up the pillows. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/22 "2000-01-05T23:48:00Z")
Chef Troy enters with a tray affixed to a strap around his neck, filled with delicious food. “I will be humbly honored to cook for the victor. Or should that be victrix? Anyway, the winning down-slinger.” Chef Troy sits cross-legged against one wall and appreciates the tableau in a detached, artistic way. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/23 "2000-01-06T00:02:00Z")
Wow! Look at them swing those things! They’re not bad with those pillows either! * * * Mr. K’s Link of the Month: [Why Plastic Grocery Bags Are Better Than God](http://www.flud.com/ass/bag.html) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/24 "2000-01-06T00:06:00Z")
Programs! Get your Programs here! Can’t tell the naked women apart without your Programs! (I’d offer to set up betting on the event, but I’m already running a gambling scheme in the Pit right now.) * * * JMCJ This could be YOUR sig line! For just five cents a post, JMCJ Enterprises will place YOUR sig line at the bottom of each message! ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/25 "2000-01-06T00:11:00Z")
Feelings fluctuate between outrage and arousal as feathers fly, curves jiggle and women squeal. And I can’t turn away, try as I might. Will anyone be coming by with those 7-Eleven style nachos with the glow-in-the-dark cheese anytime soon? * * * “You had me at ‘Hell no.’” ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/26 "2000-01-06T01:00:00Z")
Athena, being the only competitor left at this late hour (except for Cyan, who is not yet warmed up), puts down her pillows and takes Chef Troy up on his offer of food. Must get proper nutrition for later competition. Yummm! Gotta love those mini-quiches! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/27 "2000-01-06T01:33:00Z")
Anyone who still says they don’t like 'PSIMS after reading this thread- I say to you: Bullshit. * * * If I was beaned in the head by a pillow and was knocked unconscious, I’d want my lifeless body flung back into the fray, cause dammit, I earned it! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/28 "2000-01-06T02:31:00Z")
Hey ladies! I brought you some chocolate! Here! Help yourselves! I’d join in, but I don’t quite have the guts to get naked on this board yet. I’ll just watch if you don’t mind. Move over, Unc. And let me have a handful of those nachos. ---
**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/29 "2000-01-06T03:14:00Z")
Go Athena, she has a pair of 38’s and a real gun, woohoo, Larry ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/30 "2000-01-06T04:32:00Z")
What, no whipped cream? – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/31 "2000-01-06T04:34:00Z")
I’m glad you like the mini-quiches, Athena. I made them myself…no Sam’s club crap for you my goddess. I prefer the caramelized onion ones, but the asparagus and proscuitto ones are good too. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/32 "2000-01-06T05:24:00Z")
elelle is bedazzled by the two goddesses fwhoomphing each other, sweat beading like diamonds on their rosy skin. She realizes that she is no match for their majestic glee. But strips down anyway, pours a jar of honey on her tentative self, and is content to watch the stray feathers float down and stick. ---
**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/33 "2000-01-06T06:16:00Z")
Athena, Byzantine…you’re videotaping this, right? * * * “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” --W.C. Fields ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/34 "2000-01-06T06:27:00Z")
elelle, will you marry me? 🙂 * * * “You had me at ‘Hell no.’” ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/35 "2000-01-06T06:32:00Z")
Ahhh, ya know, nothing like a bunch of junk food after a good naked brawl! Hey, where’s the pork rinds? What’d ya mean they’re over at the Guy Stuff thread?! I get oiled and naked and no pork rinds when I’m done?! Fine. Anyone got a beer? * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/36 "2000-01-06T06:39:00Z")
\<------- approaches Byz with a Labatt Blue, head down, beer in hand, with the trepidation of a male Praying Mantis. * * * “You had me at ‘Hell no.’” ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/37 "2000-01-06T06:51:00Z")
You people are very close to infringing on the “Guy Stuff©” copyright. I’ll try to distract Melin. Meanwhile, hide this thread. It’s okay. You can thank me later. * * * Stop telling God what to do. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/38 "2000-01-06T06:59:00Z")
## Milossarian – I take the beer, eye you speculatively, rip the cap off with my teeth, drink it in narry a second. Hmmm. Very good. You have passed the beer test… now, can you drive a nail into a two by four with your penis? Well, a girl has to have her standards. (Belch) Thanks for the beer! 😉 Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Cyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@Cyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyan)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/39 "2000-01-06T13:49:00Z")
\*\*\* Cyan has finally finished her _extremely_ lengthy warmup excercises. She steps into the room, disrobes and… \*\*\* Damn it’s cold in here! Someone turn up the heat before I poke an eye out! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/40 "2000-01-06T14:17:00Z")
Well, if it helps anyone get warmer, I do have a tub of warm jello in my car. Give me a sec to put the video camera on a tripod and I will lug it in. Is cherry flavored OK? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750.md?page=3)