# Athena and Byzantine's Naked Pillow Fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750 "2000-01-05T20:17:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/141 "2000-01-08T02:25:00Z")
You think so Sealemon, well think again, because ::rips off robe :: Now deal with me hot sauce boy. Mwahahahahhahhahahahahahaha. Ok Bya , Ath… wait what the… is that Lion over there peeking with the rest of the pervs behind the wall? Get your butt over here now Lion, I still owe you for letting me go to jail in guy stuff. :: grabs both Sealemon’s hot sauce filled super soakers and stalks Lion:: Come here you coward, I’ll light your fire and rock your world all at the same time. Byz, Athena, y’all keep laughing boy over there tied up I’ll be back, I always wanted a Seale skin coat. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/142 "2000-01-08T07:01:00Z")
“Vestal Blue, I do not scatter! I step back for reinforcements! Ah ha! Ayesha has arrived!” Byzantine realizes that the game may be put on simmer for the weekend. She ponders this and then in a flash of inspiration realizes she has a time machine in her pillow. The other players can pop back in at any time and re-adjust the game (see you folks on Monday) and then she turns to Ayesha. “Go ahead, get Lion, I’ve got a score to settle with Sealemon.” She twirls her pillows and bellows, “Hey Sealemon! Come out and PLAYYYYYY!” ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/143 "2000-01-08T11:54:00Z")
Well since everyone ignored the near-dead “cat”, I’ll have to get involved myself. Besides it’s the weekend and their’ll be fewer contestants! Ripping off my uniform I grab two pillows (NSN 007-2749876-83 pillow, down filled, 1 each) oil up and kick open the door leading to the “Pillow Parlor”. “Byz! Ayesha,” I shout, “Stand by for heavy rolls!” **Poomph! Poomph!!** ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/144 "2000-01-08T13:35:00Z")
- And as the thunderclouds gathered overhead, the mighty warriors fought. Sinew and bone, blood and muscle. Their stalwart pillows\* FWOOMPTED \* each other, as streams of magma-hot fire sauce arched overhead. In the gloom, it was impossible to tell who was who.\* **KEEEEEYAAAAA!!!** \*went the piercing yell, as one of the warriors dealt a huge overhand blow to the other with both pillows. The victim went down to one knee, then launch him/herself up and retaliated with a series of quick pillow shots to the head that staggered the first unknown warrior. The battle continued throughout the weekend…\* * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/145 "2000-01-08T13:39:00Z")
(I visualize this all taking place in clay animation) ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/146 "2000-01-08T15:39:00Z")
Pssst, Girlbysea, come drag this man of yours out of here please. I don’t like the way he’s eyeing that Seale skin I want to make a coat out of. Chief, look to your left, no this isn’t a trick, would I trick you? Psst GBS, take him down while he’s not looking. Y’all watch and you’ll get to see Lion doing the dance of the flaming a$$h\*les in a minute. ::Hides super soakers behind back:: Lion hoeny come here, I’m not still mad at you honey. I promise , I just wanna give you a kiss and a hug. Come here baby. Thats a good … gotcha SUCKER OK who’s next ? * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/147 "2000-01-08T15:51:00Z")
“Hey chef, this is really good…What’s in it?” Just then, a stray pillow flies in our observer’s direction, knocking the tray out of her hands and scattering brie in all directions. “Okay, that’s it! Now you’re all going to get it!” ## Shadowfox stalks out the door, trying to remember where she left the hot tar at… Shadowfox “We are what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/148 "2000-01-08T19:11:00Z")
I’ve been patiently waiting for Neurro to show up. Nothing like a long, lanky lesbian in leather to liven up this lollapalooza. Hm. That little, oily weasel-thing didn’t take kindly to being doused with hot sauce. No, not Seale. The Tobascocat. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/149 "2000-01-08T20:06:00Z")
Psst! Shadow! Over here! Yes, I’ve been hiding. The cat freaked me out. Then the hot sauce, and the peanut butter…I just couldn’t deal. I think I’m ready to jump back in, though…help me pick out a little weak one first, okay? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/150 "2000-01-08T21:26:00Z")
Okay!Brought some whipped cream!Cool Whip!For Sealemon and Byz,I got 20 cartons!C"mere!GRRRRRR ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/151 "2000-01-09T01:14:00Z")
Well, it took me twenny showers to get these damn feathers off, but, finally… What the Hell is that thumping noise behind that wall? In honor of Elvis’ birthday, I’ve brought my HunkaHunka Burnin’ Love Pillow. Twenty pounds of feathers in a red satin case ! And to continue the theme, got some bread & a grill to make the King’s fave- grilled PBJs…who’s first ??? :::Eyes Seale, who’s dripping creamy Jif from his battleax::: Cristi, c’mon, help me grease up this here griddle. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/152 "2000-01-09T05:17:00Z")
I don’t think that’s gonna come out of the rug. * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/153 "2000-01-09T16:10:00Z")
Here El, I’ve got some bananas for those sandwiches. The King liked 'em with bananas. :::Cristi suddenly notices that she is naked, holding a banana, and there are men looking at her in a very odd way::: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/154 "2000-01-09T21:40:00Z")
Oh yes!Gimme them bananas!I can eat 7 in one sitting!Why are you guys all looking at me? ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/155 "2000-01-09T22:50:00Z")
I believe Elvis liked Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches. But if Orange is eating all the bananas there can be no sandwiches. I for one am hungry for a Peanut Butter and Banana sandwich (not fried though). Either give me the stuff or make me one, I do not care which. The Peanut butter off of Byz is fine, but not off of any of the guys. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/156 "2000-01-09T23:13:00Z")
Well, I couldn’t find the hot tar, but looked what I picked up on the way back? Shadowfox pulls out a set of handcuffs and a strap-on dildo… ## “Okay, which one of you hit me with that pillow?” Shadowfox “We are what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/157 "2000-01-09T23:16:00Z")
::wanders in on a lazy Sunday afternoon:: ::feels something poking at him:: Uh-oh. It seems that someone here has a tabasco-filled Super Soaker down my pants. I’m someone’s captive now. Who could it be? ::turns around slowly, to see…:: ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/158 "2000-01-10T01:59:00Z")
Ayesha. Now slowly walk toward the door Sani, you’re too young to watch this. Come on come on, I don’t have all day, I’m trying to blister Lions butt with this stuff , don’t make me waste on a nice guy like you. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/159 "2000-01-10T15:49:00Z")
VB’s baaaaccckk! He sneaks up behind Byz and grabs her … pillow just as she’s about to waste Sealemon. Giving her a mighty dope slap with her own pillow, Byz goes flying into Athena with a yelp! VB does the happy,happy,joy,joy dance! * * * VB TANSTAAFL! ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750/160 "2000-01-10T16:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Shadowfox pulls out a set of handcuffs and a strap-on dildo… Somebody oughta call Satan. I heard he’s into that kind of stuff. Athena is back, calm, cool, collected, and recuperated from the weekend. Plus, she has brought with her several hundred pounds of downy white dove feathers. Who wants to be first? Byz? Seeing as you’re sitting on top of me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athena-and-byzantines-naked-pillow-fight/15750.md?page=9)