# Athletes name-dropped in songs

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 26, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168 "2011-08-26T12:30:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/41 "2011-08-27T14:06:38Z")

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Red Hot Chili Peppers have a song called “Magic Johnson”.

It’s pretty obvious who that one’s about.

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**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/42 "2011-08-27T14:25:19Z")

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There’s Roy Harper’s [When An Old Cricketer Leaves The Crease](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2PmnTvPfn4) which references Geoff Boycott and John Snow. A truly beautiful song.

And don’t forget Cheech and Chong’s [Basketball Jones](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIbp5C-5WXM). 😃

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/43 "2011-08-27T19:32:55Z")

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> [@bordelond](#):
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> Are you thinking of Amy Grant’s “Good For Me”?
> 
> _You like to drive  
> Like Mario Andretti  
> I like it takin’ my time_

Yes, that’s the one. Explains why I couldn’t find it on Google.

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**Author:** ![brickbacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@brickbacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brickbacon)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/44 "2011-08-27T20:04:34Z")

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> [@Peremensoe](#):
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> If anyone wants to take the question up as a challenge, I’ll bet Jackie Robinson against anyone.

I’ll take that bet. I think Jordan’s name has been dropped far more times. You underestimate how much people (rappers) love Michael Jordan.

Puff Daddy- Victory  
Ice Cube- When Will They Shoot  
Ice Cube- Today Was A Good Day  
Joe Budden- NBA  
Michael Jackson- You Rock My World Remix  
Nas- Can’t Forget About You  
Nas- Street Dreams  
Five For Fighting- Michael Jordan  
Jay-Z- Encore  
Jay-Z- Hova Song (Intro)  
Group Home- Living Proof  
KRS One & Das Efx - Represent The Real Hip Hop  
LL Cool J - Rasta Imposter  
Big L- Da Graveyard  
Fabolous - Why Wouldn’t I  
Fabolous- Throwback  
Jadakiss - Why  
Skillz- Off The Wall  
Rhymefest- Brand New  
Cormega- Fallen Soldiers  
Cormega- Stay Up  
Juelz Santana- Down  
Juelz Santana- Daddy’s Home  
2Pac- Better Dayz  
2Pac - Tha Lunatic  
DTP- Growing Pains Remix  
50 Cent - Gotta Make It to Heaven  
Bow Wow- Basketball  
QB’s Finest- Our Way  
Beanie Sigel- Raw and Uncut  
Big Pun- The Dream Shatterer  
Clipse - Comedy Central  
Drayz- Represent the Real Hip Hop  
Twista- Still Feels So Good  
Black Sheep- Me & My Brother  
The Game- 240 Bars  
Big K.R.I.T.- Hometown Hero  
Blu- In Remembrance of Me  
Chuck Inglish- Pennies (The Cool Kids)  
Ghostface- Buck 50

and I stopped bothering to find [more](http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net/nba-lyrics/) (I stopped at G on that list). It’s not even close. Now what do I win?

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**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/45 "2011-08-27T20:21:57Z")

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> [@brickbacon](#):
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> and I stopped bothering to find [more](http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net/nba-lyrics/) (I stopped at G on that list). It’s not even close. Now what do I win?

I also feel that MJ will be #1; he was the predominant athlete for a long interval, and was almost synonymous with both his sport and being the absolute best in a given field… important shit to invoke for any performer in that era who wants to do any kind of boast.

Between his two names, I have a feeling Muhammad Ali/Cassius Clay will be at least second (no disrespect meant toward his preferred name, as Cassius Clay _does_ show up in lyrics). Both Jordan and Ali were name-dropped in a _ton_ of rap lyrics, especially in the '80s/90s, and many regional releases are probably not easily found online. If you dredge the oeuvre of NoI-friendly rappers, you’re guaranteed to find an Ali reference in a song, though a lot of these were cassette releases or mixtapes/mix CDs sold out of car trunks and such.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/46 "2011-08-27T21:49:41Z")

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Well Bob Dylan did that song about Hurricane Carter called “Hurricane.”

And there’s “Sugar Shack” by the ARchies, I"m pretty sure that would have been about Shaquille O Neal if he’d been born then.

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/47 "2011-08-27T23:35:54Z")

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> [@brickbacon](#):
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> I’ll take that bet. I think Jordan’s name has been dropped far more times. You underestimate how much people (rappers) love Michael Jordan.  
> …  
> and I stopped bothering to find [more](http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net/nba-lyrics/) (I stopped at G on that list). It’s not even close. Now what do I win?

Well, I did say Jordan would be the winner in the hip-hop and basketball categories.

And I’ll concede that it looks like he probably wins in overall name-drops. You are hereby awarded TEN (10) Bragging Rights, good now through the end of the month.

I still say Robinson could be the leader in thematic references–songs that are actually _about_ him at some level, rather than just using the name as a rhyme, boast, analogy or time-stamp.

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**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/48 "2011-08-28T00:26:29Z")

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Hyper Crush, “That’s How We Roll”

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> Kareem Abdul Jabbar on my feet  
> Kobe Bryant on my jersey  
> I ain’t got no Aston Martin, girl  
> But I got that Magic Johnson

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/49 "2011-08-28T00:38:41Z")

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Eminem flows like Troy Polamalu’s hair on Track 17 off of Recovery

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/50 "2011-08-28T00:51:32Z")

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Jonathan Coulton’s song _A Talk With George_ mentions Archie Moore and Sugar Ray as well as the “Rumble in the Jungle”.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/51 "2011-08-28T02:57:55Z")

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> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#):
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> The flip side is poor, unnoticed hockey players; I can think of only one mainstream, non-hockey centric song dropping a name - Kid Rock’s _Wasting Time_.

And that hockey player is so poor and unnoticed he doesn’t even get mentioned by name _here_.

Steve Yzerman, btw.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/52 "2011-08-28T03:02:16Z")

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Cos I’m the one with the fat mad skills  
and I won’t choke like the Buffalo Bills  
Sittin at the pad just chillin  
cos Larry Parker just got two million, oh what a feelin  
So shake that n_gga and pass me the pill  
and I’ll slam dunk ya like Shaquille O’Neal  
Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that sh_t  
Kick it ‘cause I get wicked  
Don’t say nothin’, just listen  
Got me a plan to break Tyson outta prison…

Ice Cube, “Wicked”

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/53 "2011-08-29T16:37:38Z")

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> [@Evil\_Captor](#):
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> And there’s “Sugar Shack” by the ARchies

Actually, Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs. The Archies did “Sugar Sugar”.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/54 "2011-08-29T18:05:45Z")

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> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> G Love has a song about schoolyard basketball. Dominique, Magic, Bird and Dr J are all mentioned.

He’s also got a song about (taking I-76 downtown to) watch the Sixers. Mo Cheeks, Moses Malone, Julius Erving, and Charles Barkley disses Larry Bird.

But finding songs where rappers (white or black) namecheck basketball players is only marginally harder than finding salsa songs with “corazon” in them. Almost easier to list the ones that don’t.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/55 "2011-08-29T19:20:24Z")

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[Hold On by Lou Reed](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gzjD_uryPk) mentions Mike Tyson.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/56 "2011-08-30T00:10:54Z")

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Boom Boom Mancini by Warren Zevon mentions several boxers.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/57 "2011-08-30T00:19:43Z")

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“You can have them bimbos  
I like my women like Flo-Jo”

Sir Mix-a-Lot, _Baby Got Back_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-name-dropped-in-songs/594168/58 "2011-08-30T00:45:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I like my women like Flo-Jo"

Dead?

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