# Athletes with appropriate names for their sport

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 14, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012 "2013-06-14T19:02:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/41 "2013-06-16T21:09:29Z")

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I always thought Jason Dufner was a pretty good name for a golfer, since old golfers are called duffers.

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**Author:** ![Intelligently\_Designed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intelligently_designed/32/20957_2.png) [@Intelligently\_Designed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intelligently_Designed)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/42 "2013-06-16T23:31:22Z")

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The OP mentions Jonathan Quick, goaltender of the LA Kings. In a couple games against the Anaheim Ducks this season, Quick faced another goalie named Viktor Fasth.

Also, there was an Austrian defenceman who played with the Rangers and Islanders named Thomas Pöck.

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/43 "2013-06-16T23:43:54Z")

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I met a guy once who was either trying out for or in (memory is a bit fuzzy on that) the Australian Paralympic Team in the air rifle event. His name: John Rambo.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/44 "2013-06-17T02:12:11Z")

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I always thought Dexter Manley was the perfect name for an NFL player.

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**Author:** ![Krav\_Manga](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/krav_manga/32/3153_2.png) [@Krav\_Manga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krav_Manga)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/45 "2013-06-17T08:58:23Z")

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Stirling Mortlock was born to play rugby. His name would only have been better if hed been able to slip a hyphen in there.

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/46 "2013-06-17T19:52:23Z")

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How about Quentin Jammer? But only within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/47 "2013-06-17T20:10:13Z")

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There was a football player named Webster Slaughter, but unfortunately he was a wide receiver and not a linebacker or defensive lineman.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/48 "2013-06-18T12:29:13Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> There was once an MLB player named Hu, and another named Watt. Not sure if they ever played infield, though.

> **[hu's on first - Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=hu%27s%2Bon%2Bfirst&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=O9G&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=O1LAUdDTIKbvygGez4HIAw&ved=0CDIQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=681#facrc=_&imgrc=iSn2MJbgFVz9pM%3A%3B-9LOfpx8dPfcJM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.totalprosports.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2010%252F09%252FHus-on-first.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.totalprosports.com%252F2010%252F09%252F03%252Fpicture-of-the-day-hus-on-first%252F%3B490%3B482)**

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**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/49 "2013-06-19T09:33:19Z")

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Marina Stepanova was a Track and Field World Record Holder.

Hurdles, of course.

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**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/athletes-with-appropriate-names-for-their-sport/661012/50 "2013-06-19T13:23:44Z")

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[Anna Smashnova](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Smashnova) was a good tennis player name.

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