# Attack of the 50 Foot Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092 "2002-08-15T21:26:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/1 "2002-08-15T21:26:37Z")
Yep, here’s another thread because the search hamsters kept dying on me, and I HAD to post this one I found in IMHO: A poll about circumcision Mandatory tip??? (or) Jonmarzie and Soup at lunch ;j ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/2 "2002-08-16T18:40:11Z")
Not to bump my own thread but… Cafe Society: Please do not post complete lyrics to songs! The lyrics to “Star Trekking” ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/3 "2002-08-16T19:15:51Z")
In MPSIMS: I got Distinguished Graduate! I got Serious Wood! (thought that might be a parody, but doesn’t seem so from the threads) ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/4 "2002-08-27T17:04:19Z")
In MPSIMS: Ever shit your pants? “Eating OUT”… not such a great idea. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/5 "2002-08-27T18:55:39Z")
In MPSIMS: Ever shit your pants? Jiffy Pop Is A Harsh Mistress ---
**Author:** ![knarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@knarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knarf)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/6 "2002-08-27T20:20:21Z")
In General Questions a couple days ago: Decapitation: Does the head remain conscious after seperation? Dating after seperation (“Dating after seperation” ended up being moved to IMHO) ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/7 "2002-09-12T01:06:03Z")
MPSIMS: “Porn here, porn there, porn is everywhere! (Help me, please!)” “What would your honest personal ad say?” OK, it woulda been funnier if the two threads had been reversed, but I still liked it. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/8 "2002-09-12T02:13:48Z")
In MPSIMS: How did this girl remember me from high school? The Schroedinger Toilet Seat ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/9 "2002-09-13T10:43:03Z")
MSPIS Butt Plug Idea I could use some good vibes… Love this thread 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/124092/10 "2002-09-14T12:29:10Z")
Same: Butt Plug Idea 12-year old girls love Harry Potter toy that “vibrates between their legs”