# Attack of the 50 foot Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930 "2006-01-14T04:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/1 "2006-01-14T04:33:55Z")
I don’t usually start these, but just now, on **New Posts** , I saw this rare pentuple sequence: **Why is this thread unavailable?** **The latest trend in porn. (Warning: TMI)** **Butterface girls** **Either/Or** **My stepson - the saga continues (long, semi-rambling)** ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/2 "2006-01-14T12:45:09Z")
In New Posts– A bottle of red…a bottle of white How much wine per day is too much? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/3 "2006-01-14T13:45:01Z")
IMHO: \*\*Question for those who have worked in a restaurant When was the last time you fell down? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/4 "2006-01-14T13:53:44Z")
A Cafe Society three-fer: \*\*Why John Lithgow Why??!! The latest trend in porn. (Warning: TMI) Richard Hatch Indicted For Tax Fraud \*\* Great. Now I’ll spend all day with a pornographic image of Lithgow and Hatch :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/5 "2006-01-14T14:29:53Z")
**They’ve taken away my free bus pass! Learning a new skill as an adult** Your new skill? Walking to work! ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/6 "2006-01-14T15:59:12Z")
\*\*Why do you “sign” your posts? You’re So Vain\*\* Ah, so now we know. ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/7 "2006-01-16T13:24:38Z")
In GD: **The ethics of infant cadavers How big a problem is pedophilia, really?** … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/8 "2006-01-16T13:25:12Z")
In Great Debates: \*\* The ethics of infant cadavers How big a problem is pedophilia, really? \*\* Sickest. Sequential. Threads. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/9 "2006-01-16T14:10:40Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* Hal Briston, you made the funnies! I’m looking for a five-foot plastic shark… \*\* Did you say “shark” or “sheep” ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/10 "2006-01-16T14:30:58Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*An historic moment: The 1st _ever_ SDMB post from Afghanistan. Far out… groovy, man (cool pic) \*\* Well, the “(cool pic)” part kinda ruins it, but still. > [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Sickest. Sequential. Threads. Ever. So sick it it was simulposted. That’s why I love this place. Errrg. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/11 "2006-01-16T17:49:41Z")
\*\* Michigan high court says penis may not ensue on cable TV under First Amendment Dumbest reason for lack of nookie I can think of \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/12 "2006-01-16T20:00:47Z")
In New Posts: **knocked up Pregnancy is not a joke, not a magic fairyland, and you’re an idiot** Harsh. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/13 "2006-01-16T20:35:47Z")
General Questions: \*\* What did the daily diet of a medieval serf or Roman workman consist of? A bottle of red…a bottle of white \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/14 "2006-01-16T20:54:06Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\*Cannibal who ate my coworker (who volunteered to be eaten) being retried I’d Murder For A Bloody Fag \*\* :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/15 "2006-01-17T04:12:01Z")
**Dumbest reason for lack of nookie I can think of Now _this_ is ironic… Apparently, I’m the only one in my house who can:** It would be better without the colon at the end. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/16 "2006-01-17T06:53:27Z")
In MPSIMS: **Suddenly, I’m very stressed. I’d Murder For A Bloody Fag** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/17 "2006-01-17T13:47:17Z")
\*\*What did the daily diet of a medieval serf or a Roman workman consist of? Rabbit Meat\*\* Not really funny, or even accurate, but it sounds oddly convincing. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/18 "2006-01-17T14:08:54Z")
\*\*Gross uas out Share a Recipe!\*\* Evidently you people are familiar with my cooking. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/19 "2006-01-17T16:05:58Z")
MPSIMS: Great Secret of Freemasonry (Again) Nobody wants my pie… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/20 "2006-01-17T17:50:29Z")
A threefer in MPSIMS: \*\* Is this a normal child’s behavior? Severing Familial Ties My Toddler Thinks He’s A Hamster- Advice? \*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930.md?page=2)