# Attack of the 50 foot Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930 "2006-01-14T04:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/21 "2006-01-18T18:41:10Z")
From MPSIMS, before a Mod crashed the party: **Joan Crawford: Re-mixed I’d Murder For A Bloody Fag** That Joan, always going the extra mile for her loyal fanbase. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/22 "2006-01-18T18:53:38Z")
\*\*Odd smells you love Do you let your significant other in the bathroom when you’re on the toilet?\*\* Odd juxtaposition. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/23 "2006-01-18T19:02:29Z")
I saw earlier by browsing by New Posts: **Human Parasites** **A question for lawyers** I had to laugh. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/24 "2006-01-18T19:26:19Z")
In GQ… \*\*Penis Yeast? How to get the funky mildewy smell out of my sneakers? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/25 "2006-01-19T10:22:10Z")
**Besides H2O, what else can cause my weight swing? Beltane** I don’t think that’s done much to fight ignorance :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/26 "2006-01-19T13:46:12Z")
In MPSIMS: **My Daughter’s Kindergarten Teacher Was Murdered Today I got a papercut in my nose.** Maybe I’ll go to hell for laughing, but the odd juxtaposition of the extremely serious and the bizarrely comical had me in stitches. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/27 "2006-01-19T15:06:06Z")
New Posts: **Poll: What’s under your bed Recommend an acoustic guitar in the $100-$150 range** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/28 "2006-01-20T02:10:45Z")
GQ: **Do hogs jerk when they piss? Really, REALLY stupid question about piss tests** ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/29 "2006-01-20T13:21:54Z")
in IMHO: \*\*The person with whom I would most like to spend an entire day: Dip Me In Honey and Feed Me to the Lesbians \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/30 "2006-01-20T14:57:49Z")
New Posts: \*\*Favorite Fictional Foods? Dip Me In Honey and Feed Me \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/31 "2006-01-20T19:21:32Z")
MPSIMS Threefer: \*\*I Don’t Want To Be One Of _Those_ Parents… _sigh_ My stepson - the saga continues (long, semi-rambling) \*\* Sighing about your stepson? Then you _are_ one of _those_ parents … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/32 "2006-01-20T20:55:52Z")
In General Questions: \*\* Is it “$20 million” or “$20-million”? Penis on U.S. currency!?\*\* I’ll take $20 million in any form, even with a penis ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/33 "2006-01-21T10:07:43Z")
From MPSIMS I’d like to return this Jew My apartment complex won’t give my security deposit back! ---
**Author:** ![Greebo\_Ogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19adc/32.png) [@Greebo\_Ogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greebo_Ogg)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/34 "2006-01-21T11:58:03Z")
From MPSIMS **I just saw my sperm. Awesome!** **Whale spotted in central London!** Now that’s just boasting… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/35 "2006-01-21T13:54:34Z")
\*\* I just saw my sperm. Awesome! 50 things to do before you’re 30 - which have you done? \*\* Make that “49 things to do before you’re 30” ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/36 "2006-01-21T19:01:43Z")
**Good news, bad news Bin Laden is threatening us. Should I be scared? I just saw my sperm. Awesome!** ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/37 "2006-01-23T04:09:54Z")
From MPSIMS: **I’d like to return this Jew** \*\*I love thrift stores! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/38 "2006-01-23T04:19:59Z")
\*\*What ho! I have buyer’s remorse for slutty boots. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/39 "2006-01-23T23:47:22Z")
\*\*Why hasn’t Colin Farell been charged with rape? Mind your own damn business \*\* Well, OK, I only asked. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930/40 "2006-01-24T10:06:15Z")
\*\*Lets See How Innovative and Sarcastic You Really Are Do the U.S. army have a nickname for Hostile Iraqi Forces? \*\* Okay… "Why, no. They invariably refer to them politely and respectfully as ‘The indigenous inhabitants, rightfully outraged at our unlawful occupation of their native land’ " . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-50-foot-sequential-threads/339930.md?page=3)