# Attack of the Clone of Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699 "2002-04-20T19:05:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/1 "2002-04-20T19:05:48Z")
In the **Pit** just now: > [@](#): > > Damn speeding ticket. > saepiroth, please fix it ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/2 "2002-04-20T19:29:51Z")
In MPSIMS: Pain, Pain, Go Away! (Possible TMI) I am so damn good it hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/3 "2002-04-20T23:25:12Z")
In Cafe Society : Who are you most like? Humpty Dumpty ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/4 "2002-04-20T23:39:15Z")
From GQ: What IS the Library of Congress Homeland Security From GD: What so “special” about “Suicide Bombings”? Technology and extra-terrestrials ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/5 "2002-04-20T23:47:03Z")
Straight outta MPSIMS: Dirty Flea Bitten Whores Doing Anything You Want!! Things in porn that baffle/amuse you ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/6 "2002-04-21T03:35:19Z")
Mpsims right now Where can I get a… Irish Porn o matic ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/7 "2002-04-21T03:46:14Z")
**I** was going to post that! ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/8 "2002-04-21T20:54:16Z")
Just spotted in this very forum (board time 4/21 2:50 pm)! What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done to injure yourself? Yeah, well maybe I don’t WANT to wear a helmet. I finally got one! CJ ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/9 "2002-04-21T20:57:40Z")
In MPSIMS right now… What does one say to the most wonderful woman in the universe? I need a place to live in Ottowa. (This sequence is inevitable, based on whatever’s under the first thread title. Still funny, tho.) ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/10 "2002-04-21T22:10:37Z")
In MPSIMS: Is there any connections between SPOOFE and spooje? Doper names you have mispronounced. In the Pit: U.S. Rep Tom DeLay Fights Ignorance! Engelbert Humperdinck is God. and Let the quest for the Grail begin. Damn speeding ticket. ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/11 "2002-04-21T22:12:31Z")
In In My Humble Opinion: [What’s your favourite sensory sensation?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110277) [SUVs and Sacred Cows](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110468) [Most fascinating/wierd thing about America](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110715) [Moronic PC terms](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110429) In Cafe Society: [So I just finished reading the Episode II Script.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110524) [Ideas you’ve had for movies that were later made without your input](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110730) [What TV like in India?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109812) [Movie/TV show quotes that you suspect no one will recognize](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109912) ---
**Author:** ![cercaria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@cercaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cercaria)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/12 "2002-04-21T22:16:55Z")
In MPSIMS now: Things in porn that baffle/amuse you Identify these dead things, please ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/13 "2002-04-21T22:17:40Z")
Just showed up in MPSIMS : Things in porn that baffle/amuse you Sex On Water Skis!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![cercaria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@cercaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cercaria)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/14 "2002-04-21T22:18:11Z")
Ohh, ooh, another one!! Sex On Water Skis!?!?!? Things in porn that baffle/amuse you I’m all done now. ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/15 "2002-04-21T22:57:18Z")
Saw this earlier, but had trouble posting it: Daily chores you hate Oral sex and cooking… ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/16 "2002-04-21T23:09:01Z")
Heh heh heh … just now, in MPSIMS: Dirty Flea Bitten Whores Doing Anything You Want!! Monkey butler my ass… ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/17 "2002-04-21T23:27:02Z")
So, I know this would be cheating, but does anyone want to try to bump things so that we have Things in porn that baffle/amuse you followed by We Had a WHAT This Morning?! 🙂 CJ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/18 "2002-04-22T23:48:52Z")
Saw this one earlier, but didn’t get around to posting it till now: in MPSIMS: Things in porn that baffle/amuse you Unintentional porn (hey, I thought it was funny… it’s got to be the unintentional things that baffle and smuse you, right?) ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/19 "2002-04-22T23:51:13Z")
Damn… I really ought to start spellchecking my posts BEFORE I send them! What I meant, of course, was “amuse” in my last phrase. Saw another one in MPSIMS: Dieting Dopers and other healthy lifestylers I think I am obsessed with food (long) ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/20 "2002-04-23T00:10:26Z")
Even more: From MPSIMS: Who Designed this Trophy, and what were they thinking??? I need a place to live in Ottawa. (hey, you never know… the trophy designer may have been too preoccupied with finding a place to live in Ottawa to care how the trophy turned out!) “Darn, I wish I’d said…” Holy Crap! (especially good after you accidentally let slip a “Holy shit!” at the wrong time and/or in the wrong place) From GQ: Why is there no poetry in the movies? Why is there no poetry in the movies? (the first one got moved, and the second one got closed… hmmm…) From the Pit: A letter from Bud Selig to Frank Robinson You annoying piece of SHIT! (okay, so Selig might not say that to Robinson, but it’s still sort of funny to think that he might) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699.md?page=2)