# Attack of the Clone of Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699 "2002-04-20T19:05:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/21 "2002-04-23T00:12:54Z")

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Yeah, obvious, but it fits:

What does one say to the most wonderful woman in the universe?  
Holy Crap!

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**Author:** ![Solomon7t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Solomon7t](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solomon7t)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/22 "2002-04-23T00:27:02Z")

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Holy Crap!  
Is this the most intellectual joke in the world?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/23 "2002-04-23T00:28:37Z")

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What does one say to the most wonderful woman in the universe?  
Who Designed this Trophy, and what were they thinking???

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**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/24 "2002-04-23T02:41:41Z")

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From MPSIMS about half an hour ago:

What does one say to the most wonderful woman in the universe?  
I’m a MESS!

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**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/25 "2002-04-23T04:08:34Z")

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MPSIMS right now:

I started therapy today  
You owe $6,684,534,234,234,754.78

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/26 "2002-04-23T05:07:50Z")

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MPSIMS:

Monkey butler my ass…  
Things in porn that baffle/amuse you

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/27 "2002-04-23T06:02:38Z")

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MPSIMS:

Why is my penis only comfortable in ONE position?  
I Started Therapy Today

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/28 "2002-04-24T14:40:44Z")

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In the BBQ Pit—

Results of the Pope’s Conference with the Cardinals  
Next time I see you, I’m stapling your ass shut!

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/29 "2002-04-25T06:07:59Z")

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The Pope’s Statement: Not Nearly Enough  
For God’s sake, let the guy take his boyfriend to the prom!  
BWAHAHAHAHA!

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/30 "2002-04-25T18:35:42Z")

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Hey Vancouver, Detroit has something to say to you…  
I was incontinent at Sears

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**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/31 "2002-04-25T21:58:38Z")

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In IMHO right now:

[What goes with shishkebobs?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=111600)  
[Braless women](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=111583)

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**Author:** ![Morningstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Morningstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morningstar)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/32 "2002-04-25T22:31:35Z")

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Ever shit your pants?  
Strange, inadvertent flavor combinations

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**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/33 "2002-04-25T22:38:36Z")

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Ever shit your pants?  
I got into college again!

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**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/34 "2002-04-25T22:40:23Z")

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Share your baby/child photos  
SDMB Diplomacy – Here we go again!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Pebs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Johnny\_Pebs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Pebs)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/35 "2002-04-25T23:37:31Z")

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MPSIMS right now:

Cinci dopers.  
Ever shit your pants?

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**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/36 "2002-04-26T13:18:46Z")

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From a “Show new threads” list:

What is worth dying for?  
Braless women

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/37 "2002-04-26T17:09:28Z")

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In MPSIMS this a.m.:  
Pretty soon nothing will be safe to eat  
I got a new puppy.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/38 "2002-04-26T17:16:59Z")

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In IMHO:

Things you hate the feel of  
Braless women

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/39 "2002-04-26T17:23:21Z")

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A few minutes ago in MPSIMS:

SDMB Crushes! Get them now while they’re hot!  
Scott Evil is hot

Just now:

sweeeeet caaaandy…  
Scott Evil is hot!

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**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-clone-of-sequential-thread-titles/104699/40 "2002-04-27T12:04:58Z")

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Just now in MPSIMS:

Strange, inadvertent flavor combinations  
My Mighty Wang and Balls of Power!

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