# Attack of the Vengeful Sons of Sequential Thread Titles, Part IX **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490 "2001-11-09T19:18:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/1 "2001-11-09T19:18:16Z")
Recent fun combinations: [masturbation breaks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97392) [Are you sure you washed your hands?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97401) and [The worst song of all time is…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97761) [Aerosmith “Just Push Play”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96902) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/2 "2001-11-09T19:21:17Z")
Right below this, we have: I became a man today I spanked the monkey at 280 miles per hour! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/3 "2001-11-09T19:22:27Z")
No sooner did this go up than there was a great 3-parter right below it: [I became a man today](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98090) [I spanked the monkey at 280 miles per hour!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98005) [What are your family holiday traditions?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97758) ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/4 "2001-11-09T19:26:47Z")
Damn you, Eve, and those quick fingers. You beat me to that. ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/5 "2001-11-09T20:10:04Z")
A trio from GD – two possible answers to the question: What would be the reaction to a smallpox epidemic? War. ugh. Underage Drinking ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/6 "2001-11-09T20:18:40Z")
I know this is usually frowned upon, but… Amazing, idiotic things drivers do! When Doper relationships go bad ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/7 "2001-11-09T20:57:50Z")
MPSIMS: Tub full o’ Tabasco In the not-too-distant future… ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/8 "2001-11-10T00:00:23Z")
Before I posted this, this was directly above this thread : I’m Famous Now!!! I spanked the monkey at 280 miles per hour! (I guess, if being mentioned in this thread counts as fame.) ---
**Author:** ![P.W.Doodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@P.W.Doodle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P.W.Doodle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/9 "2001-11-11T15:11:30Z")
[So then Muffin said…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98257) [Lets play "Whats in my Pants?!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98313) [Your favorite “Young One”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98094) [Child Pornoraphy in the Supreme Court](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96415) [Things you are anal retentive about](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97853) [Time to Play…WITHOUT ANY PANTS ON!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97198) ::chuckle chuckle:: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/10 "2001-11-11T17:41:21Z")
Playing earlier today in Cafe Society… And the worst movie of all time is… Shallow Hal (spoilers) ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/11 "2001-11-14T11:43:20Z")
In MPSIMS today: What do YOU do? [Geek Victory dance/] & ChiDopers - Entertain me stupid breakup reasons is kinda entertaining too. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/12 "2001-11-14T12:07:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*In MPSIMS today: > > What do YOU do? > [Geek Victory dance/] > \*\* ## Woo Hoo! My thread made it! Here are a couple of good ones: Fellatio en classe Fake or Foto? What made you laugh today? More DTF pictures than you can shake a stick at! * * * Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons! ~And I know I wasn’t right, but it fel so good -Better Than Ezra ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/13 "2001-11-14T12:21:44Z")
in the pit this morning: [I am a racist now.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98641) [You are not a moderator.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98852) ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/14 "2001-11-14T21:27:35Z")
While I don’t agree with it: The worst song of all time is… Buffy: The Musical ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/15 "2001-11-14T21:49:45Z")
Earlier today in MPSIMS: Death by garlic. Smelly, smelly, smelly. Oh my god you are SOO smelly. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/16 "2001-11-14T22:04:25Z")
On MPSIMS HOW GEEKY ARE YOU a dating question ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/17 "2001-11-14T22:54:46Z")
If I was the Anti Christ how could I tell? Good job perks ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/18 "2001-11-15T00:32:48Z")
Recent Threads cmkeller, Esprix, Smeghead: Attendez-vous! - The BBQ Pit Ladies: how big is too big? IMHO [sup]Your personal experience valued[/sup] Does fecal matter contain DNA? - General Questions Recommend a restaurant in your town - In My Humble Opinion [sup]eeeew[/sup] IMHO Best thing you found dumpster diving Any dopers play the bagpipes? [sup]ya might have to wipe em off first[/sup] GD Who’s the Idiot Who Invented Circumcision? (Pages: 1 2 3 4) Jack Chick & the American Humanists [sup]AHA![/sup] GQ How does Microsoft get people to upgrade Office (or anything for that matter)? Flying Jackrabbits [sup]No. Not the Flying Jackrabbits. I’ll buy your damned upgrade! … At least it wasn’t Flying Jackalopes … woulda had to buy a whole new system.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![P.W.Doodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@P.W.Doodle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P.W.Doodle)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/19 "2001-11-15T01:33:03Z")
[The Dumbest insults you’ve ever heard thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=99061) [Who’s the Idiot Who Invented Circumcision?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97088) ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/20 "2001-11-15T14:50:00Z")
I wonder if I’ll get flamed for this… Amusing Iron Chef Theme Ingredients Can I Keep My Dog? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490.md?page=2)