# Attack of the Vengeful Sons of Sequential Thread Titles, Part IX **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490 "2001-11-09T19:18:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/41 "2001-11-29T16:37:18Z")
In MPSIMS What is the strangest thing you’ve ever had come out of your ass? Hoffa’s Watch! Or What I learned at Thanksgiving… ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/42 "2001-11-29T17:01:29Z")
From MPSIMS Anyone who HATES Valentine’s day? Who here is single and hating it? ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/43 "2001-11-29T18:04:10Z")
What is the strangest thing you’ve ever had come out of your ass? Hoffa’s Watch! Or What I learned at Thanksgiving… One of the best I’ve ever seen, I think. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/44 "2001-11-29T18:09:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by August West \* > \*\*In MPSIMS > > What is the strangest thing you’ve ever had come out of your ass? > Hoffa’s Watch! Or What I learned at Thanksgiving… \*\* You beat me to that one…I wanted to post it! ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/45 "2001-11-29T23:14:07Z")
A nice triple in the Pit: Apparently **George Carlin** has a little, uh, stamina problem… **MEN!!! Well, that didn’t last long. I used to like George Carlin, but…** ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/46 "2001-11-30T00:05:07Z")
What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever had come out of your ass? YAPT (yet another potty thread) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/47 "2001-11-30T01:27:21Z")
A 7th grader is pregnant in my town. What do you want for Christmas? ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/48 "2001-11-30T03:42:07Z")
MPSIMS What must I see/do in Bloomington, Indiana? What is the strangest thing you’ve ever had come out of your ass? bean beef and cheese burrito I never did like Indiana 😃 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/49 "2001-11-30T03:53:29Z")
What is the strangest thing you’ve ever had come out of your ass? BAM!! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/50 "2001-11-30T04:22:30Z")
What is the strangest thing you’ve had come out of your ass? next great weapon ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/51 "2001-11-30T04:39:21Z")
MPSIMS: - My least favorite thing in the world - bean beef and cheese burrito. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/52 "2001-11-30T04:40:46Z")
And now, another one from MPSIMS: - Vaginal Discharge - next great weapon ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/53 "2001-11-30T07:53:40Z")
On page two of MPSIMS just now: What would you do if you saw … TheBeerGuy? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/54 "2001-11-30T17:40:43Z")
I wasn’t going to bump this up, till I saw in MPSIMS: Vaginal Discharge Green Christmas? ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/55 "2001-11-30T17:48:22Z")
A 7th grader is pregnant in my town I’m a real doper now Ohhhh, so that’s what it takes. ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/56 "2001-11-30T19:47:53Z")
In MPSIMS… \*\*Oh sweet, sweet justice! I’m Wearing my wife’s underwear again Vaginal Discharge Why, cruel Starbucks, why?\*\* That makes me _so_ want to drink coffee there. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/57 "2001-11-30T20:36:14Z")
I think people are starting to try to make a Weekend of Sequential Threads[sup]tm[/sup] this week with the following thread titles: Vaginal Discharge My wife woke up with my thumb in her butt Plastic Testicle Update I’m Wearing my wife’s underwear again Any combination of these routinely forces fluid out of my nose. ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/58 "2001-12-01T02:01:26Z")
This is it, the ultimate combination… [Vaginal Discharge](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101703) [I’m Wearing my wife’s underwear again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101770) [The Long-Awaited Panty Rebellion Must Begin with Us](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101600) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/59 "2001-12-01T16:38:52Z")
i got my mom to join us! Fifty bucks? Still too much! ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/60 "2001-12-01T17:24:45Z")
**A Seventh Grader is Pregnant in my Town** **Be careful where you point that thing!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490.md?page=4)