# Attack of the Vengeful Sons of Sequential Thread Titles, Part IX **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490 "2001-11-09T19:18:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/61 "2001-12-01T19:15:13Z")
My wife woke up with my thumb in her butt. Will George Harrison dying make YOU quit? ---
**Author:** ![sulawesi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sulawesi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulawesi)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/62 "2001-12-03T04:59:29Z")
What have you NOT been able to find on the Net? Cheap cell phone rate plans For Aussies and other English speaking peoples ---
**Author:** ![P.W.Doodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@P.W.Doodle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P.W.Doodle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/63 "2001-12-03T13:51:11Z")
[Conflicting Catholic Teachings - GQ](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102229)[Mary wasn’t a virgin and circumcision prevents HIV. - MPSIMS](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101930) ---
**Author:** ![Kamikazee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kamikazee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamikazee)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/64 "2001-12-03T13:52:29Z")
In MPSIMS: Do you like me? and If you don’t… , the terrorists have already won. ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/65 "2001-12-03T14:26:25Z")
On a related note: Does Anybode Actually USE Scroll Lock? If you don’t…, the terrorists have already won. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/66 "2001-12-04T01:44:23Z")
Delightful foreign accents you’ve known Oh, jaaaaaarbabyyyyy? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/67 "2001-12-04T13:12:52Z")
**I’m going to fucking kill you, you little bitch! No, I am really PLOTTING YOUR DEATH** (sheez!) and \*\*Why can’t you just let the bitch go? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/68 "2001-12-04T15:41:42Z")
I DON’T DRINK FOR A REASON! Food Snobbery An Open Letter to my Cat My Rant - Why can’t you just let the bitch go? Attack of the fetusmobile… Gay Students "accept Jesus: John Walker-Taliban Warrior Just…shrug your shoulders and move onto the next thread. Name brand B.S. That’s not music! The Military In My School High alert again? I Need To Be Angry - or - I Need To Be Angry I’m going to fucking kill you, you little bitch! No, I am really PLOTTING YOUR DEATH Sometimes you people really piss me off!!! Muad’Dib, Question: How thick is your skull? owowgodDAMMITOW! Super Low Jeans ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/69 "2001-12-05T06:19:29Z")
Right here, right now: [If you were a tree…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102630) [Would you date a guy like the Croc Hunter?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102007) ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/70 "2001-12-06T05:53:03Z")
Just now, the first two in MPSIMS: [Woody Allen is a Creep](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102654) [One From The “You Don’t Say?” Dept. …](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102703) ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/71 "2001-12-06T14:40:09Z")
I don’t normally get into the sequential thread titles thing, but this one made me laugh out loud. MPSIMS: Where Were You in '62? I was peeing in Denny’s ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/72 "2001-12-06T14:43:58Z")
The Official SDMB Non-Flirt Day Get yer rapin’ and pillagin’ here… ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/73 "2001-12-06T15:35:13Z")
**What do you carry on you everyday? Well, Damn. My Dog Is Dead. Well, Damn. My Dog Is Dead. The Ghastly Lawn Ornament Thread One From The “You Don’t Say?” Dept. Last-** ---
**Author:** ![Formerly\_Bandersnatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e36b37/32.png) [@Formerly\_Bandersnatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Formerly_Bandersnatch)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/74 "2001-12-06T15:50:24Z")
[Shag, Marry, or Shove Off a Cliff](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102855) [Shiny, happy people](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102646) Seems to say how I feel about 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/75 "2001-12-06T16:02:02Z")
What about [Where were you in '62?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102841) and [I was peeing in Denny’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102853)? ---
**Author:** ![Ferggie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@Ferggie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferggie)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/76 "2001-12-07T03:32:25Z")
Where were you in '62? I was peeing in Denny’s ---
**Author:** ![Ferggie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@Ferggie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferggie)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/77 "2001-12-07T03:33:29Z")
_shakes fist at Superdude_ Darn you! I’ve been looking for a clever sequence forever! ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490/78 "2001-12-07T06:28:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferggie \* > \*\*_shakes fist at Superdude_ > Darn you! I’ve been looking for a clever sequence forever! \*\* Unfortunately, Scarlett got there before either of you. Don’t feel too bad; for every one of them I’ve posted, people have gotten to five others ahead of me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attack-of-the-vengeful-sons-of-sequential-thread-titles-part-ix/92490.md?page=3)