# Attempting to Cross Breed H. Sapiens and H. Kryptoniens

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attempting-to-cross-breed-h-sapiens-and-h-kryptoniens/696278>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 23, 2014, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attempting-to-cross-breed-h-sapiens-and-h-kryptoniens/696278 "2014-08-23T05:33:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cell\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Cell\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cell_Guy)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attempting-to-cross-breed-h-sapiens-and-h-kryptoniens/696278/41 "2014-08-27T06:22:20Z")

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This thread reminds me of a bit from _Mallrats_:

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> Brodie: It’s impossible. Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?  
> T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?  
> Brodie: He’s an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

In the real world I agree with Brody. In the comic book world I think it’s whatever the writer needs to make the story work.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attempting-to-cross-breed-h-sapiens-and-h-kryptoniens/696278/42 "2014-08-27T15:32:52Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> You may think otherwise if you please. In the real world, it matters not one whit.

You mean the real world that has Kryptonians in it?:dubious:

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