# Attention Frank

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-frank/435992>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 2, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-frank/435992 "2008-02-02T16:41:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-frank/435992/21 "2008-02-02T23:27:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]  
Jessica Alba can write her name in the snow??  
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If she borrows my writing instrument, yes, yes she can.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-frank/435992/22 "2008-02-03T00:44:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]  
Remember the old joke about Nixon, Agnew’s pee and Pat’s handwriting?  
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What was that?

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-frank/435992/23 "2008-02-03T01:24:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
If she borrows my writing instrument, yes, yes she can.  
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If Jessica Alba borrowed your instrument, **that’s** what you’d be doing with it?! No wonder she doesn’t ask. 😛

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-frank/435992/24 "2008-02-03T01:38:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
What was that?  
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Nixon looks out the Oval Office window and sees “Dick’s a dick” written in the snow. He calls in the FBI and puts them on the case. They report back. “Well, sir. We analyzed the urine and traced it back to Vice-President Agnew.” “Why, that’s terrible.” “Actually, sir, what’s worse is that it’s in your wife’s handwriting.”

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**Author:** ![Mongo\_Ponton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Mongo\_Ponton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mongo_Ponton)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-frank/435992/25 "2008-02-03T05:27:49Z")

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Should Jessica Alba join SDMB?

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**Author:** ![brossa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brossa/32/3040_2.png) [@brossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brossa)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-frank/435992/26 "2008-02-03T06:49:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]  
Jessica Alba can write her name in the snow??  
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Stencils.

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