[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]
Jessica Alba can write her name in the snow??
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If she borrows my writing instrument, yes, yes she can.
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
Remember the old joke about Nixon, Agnew’s pee and Pat’s handwriting?
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What was that?
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
If she borrows my writing instrument, yes, yes she can.
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If Jessica Alba borrowed your instrument, that’s what you’d be doing with it?! No wonder she doesn’t ask. 
[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
What was that?
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Nixon looks out the Oval Office window and sees “Dick’s a dick” written in the snow. He calls in the FBI and puts them on the case. They report back. “Well, sir. We analyzed the urine and traced it back to Vice-President Agnew.” “Why, that’s terrible.” “Actually, sir, what’s worse is that it’s in your wife’s handwriting.”
Should Jessica Alba join SDMB?
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]
Jessica Alba can write her name in the snow??
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Stencils.