# Attention Theists!!!! I Am Going To Bet My Life That God Does Not Exist!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-theists-i-am-going-to-bet-my-life-that-god-does-not-exist/429158>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [December 7, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-theists-i-am-going-to-bet-my-life-that-god-does-not-exist/429158 "2007-12-07T15:18:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-theists-i-am-going-to-bet-my-life-that-god-does-not-exist/429158/21 "2007-12-07T16:23:58Z")

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Who are all these short people and what is this “Ding, dong!” song they are singing supposed to be all about?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-theists-i-am-going-to-bet-my-life-that-god-does-not-exist/429158/22 "2007-12-07T16:25:32Z")

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OK, can we close this stupid thread now?

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-theists-i-am-going-to-bet-my-life-that-god-does-not-exist/429158/23 "2007-12-07T16:28:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Valteron]  
If I do not sign in, you will know that God has spoken (and acted)…

So right now I sign off (drum roll).

Dear friends, in one hour, I will see you on the web or I will be roasting in Hell.  
[/QUOTE]  
(1 hour and ten minutes later) Wow…looks like **Valteron** backed the wrong horse, eh? So, how’s Hell?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-theists-i-am-going-to-bet-my-life-that-god-does-not-exist/429158/24 "2007-12-07T16:29:47Z")

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I’m hoping desperately that this is the greatest “I’m not renewing” thread in history.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-theists-i-am-going-to-bet-my-life-that-god-does-not-exist/429158/25 "2007-12-07T16:30:30Z")

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**Moderator’s Note:** Since the OP of this thread has evidently been struck down by the Almighty, I’m closing this thread. I guess **Valteron** will be posting exclusively from the Pit from now on.

(I suppose we should really lock his account, too…)

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