# ATTENTION

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention/27965>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 3, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention/27965 "2000-08-03T08:01:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention/27965/1 "2000-08-03T08:01:46Z")

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I’m going to bed. Any beautiful, young, horny women are hereby invited to join me.

Thank you for your attention.

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**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention/27965/2 "2000-08-03T08:59:14Z")

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Hmmm, guess there are no takers. Bummers for you dude.