# Attn circumcised: your mother is likely a sex offender **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2012, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278 "2012-07-15T04:51:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278/281 "2013-08-17T00:22:46Z")
Maybe she’s a sex offender, but in her defense, I did touch her vagina first. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278/282 "2013-08-17T00:46:50Z")
True story. I was circumcised twice. So I win. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278/283 "2013-08-20T00:29:04Z")
I wouldn’t go so far as the OP, but the whole idea behind circumcision does seem to have a little something missing. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278/284 "2013-08-20T04:10:49Z")
Cut me some slack, I’m an artist. And, cut. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278/285 "2013-08-21T18:55:19Z")
> [@california\_jobcase](#): > > Recently, there was a baby boy born at the local hospital who was healthy but had no eyelids. They conveniently tried to use the circumcision skin to make some eyelids for him. There just has to be a foreskin/erection joke in there somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278/286 "2013-08-21T21:10:06Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > There just has to be a foreskin/erection joke in there somewhere… Just that he’s a little cock-eyed. EDIT- damn, I should have gone back to check. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278/287 "2013-08-21T21:25:52Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > There just has to be a foreskin/erection joke in there somewhere… He never has to worry about blinking and missing the good parts in porn. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278/288 "2013-08-21T22:14:28Z")
Heh. Thanks for the effort. 🙂 Sorry I bumped a zombie. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278/289 "2013-08-30T04:52:42Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Wow, your foreskin was HALF your dick? You must have the worlds’ smallest dick. I guess I’d be upset too if I had the worlds’ smallest dick… Ehh, you get used to it. And you realize that most people won’t even notice if you don’t get uptight about it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-circumcised-your-mother-is-likely-a-sex-offender/628278.md?page=14)