# Attn Wally!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 11, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034 "2000-06-11T16:14:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/1 "2000-06-11T16:14:14Z")
Turn on your ICQ, please.
(Everyone else, please pardon the personal message. Thank you.)
---
### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/2 "2000-06-11T16:16:28Z")
Inoperative Cycle Quotient
---
### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/3 "2000-06-11T16:21:07Z")
Huh? Chief, you lost me on that one. You haven’t been hittin’ the sauce again, have you? 😉
---
### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/4 "2000-06-11T16:23:13Z")
Shayna, Shayna, Shayna…
Check out Amy’s “Putzcycle thread.”
---
### Author:  [@Gnarly\_Narly\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gnarly_Narly_Dude)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/5 "2000-06-11T16:35:24Z")
“(Everyone else, please pardon the personal message. Thank you.)”
No problem, Nobody else listen…(quit shoving! there’s room for all)…nobody else listening in.
---
### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/6 "2000-06-11T16:35:43Z")
Uhm, ok.
Oh, and please forgive the use of that gawd-awful smilie. I don’t know _what_ I was thinking. I forgot to whom I was speaking for a moment. [winking smilie not inserted here on purpose.]
---
### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/7 "2000-06-11T16:37:46Z")
LMAO, Dude! Thank you, I appreciate the courtesy. Welcome to the board. Have we hazed you yet? [big toothy smilie would go here.]
---
### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/8 "2000-06-11T16:45:35Z")
Your smiley-self-control is admirable, **Shayna**.
BTW, we’re all waiting with baited breath…
Has **Wally** gotten off his ass and turned on his ICQ?
The Teeming Millions await.
---
### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/9 "2000-06-11T16:51:42Z")
He’s to busy writing to his limey bastard pal with the big ass knockers.
---
### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/10 "2000-06-11T16:59:35Z")
Genuine **Wally** motto:
“Hey! Cleavage is cleavage!”
---
### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/11 "2000-06-11T17:06:50Z")
It’s on, wiseguys, and guess who we’re talking about.
Oh, and this is a private thread. Scram.
---
### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/12 "2000-06-11T17:16:20Z")
Yeah, get the hell out of our thread. We’re trying to have cybersex here, guys. Sheesh! Can’t a couple get any privacy in this place?
---
### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/13 "2000-06-11T17:30:10Z")
I’m not looking. Honest! Although I would suggest a bit more lube.
---
### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/14 "2000-06-11T17:39:17Z")
Did somebody say cybersex? Is that like phone sex without the receiver?
---
### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attn-wally/22034/15 "2000-06-11T17:39:34Z")
Shayna: Wally’s limey bastard pal with the big ass knockers.
(Shayna, take no offense. It’s Wally we want. You’re just an innocent bystander, cut down in the prime of your life.)