# attracted to large areolae

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211 "2001-04-08T01:50:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/21 "2001-04-09T02:55:06Z")

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I like big aerolae. It’s not a turnoff if they’re small, but it is a turnon if they’re big, for me anyway.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/22 "2001-04-09T03:04:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by truthbot \*  
> \*\*Mr. Snooopy; I hope you were being facetious! Some women (such as myself), have been led to believe we are somehow inferior for having less than gargantuan breasts. The OP specifically addressed areolae, and for once I could flaunt a breastal feature, which heretofore has been denied me.
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> While this thread was not intended as a ‘wet T-shirt’ contest, my contribution was on topic.
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> :::eyes narrow::: Are you dissing my areolae?? For the record, yes, they are spectacular!! Enjoy your mansion with all the ‘cool’ people. Sadly, I have a prior engagement that day…
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> :::double checks:::Yup, I’m all booked up that day!!🙂
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> \*\*

Aw, I can’t even paint!

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/23 "2001-04-09T03:12:12Z")

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Good grief. What will be the next topic? Never mind, I’m not sure I want to know. 😛

To answer the OP, yes. Especially when you would have no way of knowing what size a woman’s were until you became intimate unless you were on a nude beach. What does it matter what her areolae look like if she’s got the personality of a Venus Flytrap? 😕

I can understand everyone having their own preferences as to body types, breast size, penis size, shoulder width, overall tush appearance, whatever. But for something so hard to know until you get intimate with someone? What are you going to do, what **astro** said? :eek:

As for myself, well, I’ll only say that mine are proportional to my breast size, work very well thank you, and **Mr Bear** has yet to complain or make any unkind remarks about them. Actual size, color, shape, etc is just plain nunya.  
You may now return to your regularly scheduled silliness. Thank you very much.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/24 "2001-04-09T03:19:31Z")

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I like small nipples/areola no matter what the size of the breast. The really big ones, while they wouldn’t “make or break” a woman’s attractiveness, do look strange to me and detract from the overall look.

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/25 "2001-04-09T03:38:07Z")

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Given a choice, I like them to be proportional to the breast in hand 😃 If it all looks good together, then perfect! Of course, I’ve never met a nipple that I didn’t like 🙂

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/26 "2001-04-09T03:44:39Z")

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Fabulous. Another entry for my “Items That I Might Need to be Insecure About” list.

I thought boys just like boobs. Period.

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/27 "2001-04-09T03:49:20Z")

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AMENDMENT TO ABOVE:

Straight boys, I mean.

katie

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**Author:** ![Trucido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@Trucido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trucido)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/28 "2001-04-09T04:22:27Z")

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Now for a completely fatuous aside. In the writings of George MacDonald Fraser, his protagonist Flashman develops a system to judge the sexual prowess of a woman by the size of her areolae: the bigger, the better. Thoughts?

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/29 "2001-04-09T04:29:03Z")

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Absolutely true. Without a doubt. I must sacrifice humility in order for the truth to be known.

katie

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**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/30 "2001-04-09T07:07:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \*  
> \*\*I thought boys just like boobs. Period. \*\*

. . . and in general you are correct. I love boobs ! Hell, I even like the word “boobs”. Saying that magical word brightens my day. You know what the world needs ? A happy song about the virtues of boobs and boobocity ! Yes ! Boobs are my friends. _Why do I suddenly feel as if I am back in third grade ?_

As to the OP, the “nipple garden” be it large or small is connected to the breast, and damn it that is good enough for me.

Yes, I am a simple simple man.

Did I mention boobs ?

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/31 "2001-04-09T07:28:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Trucido \*  
> \*\*…judge the sexual prowess of a woman by the size of her areolae: the bigger, the better. Thoughts? \*\*

In the interest of research, I must admit that this is completely true.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/32 "2001-04-09T07:47:33Z")

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Mine are big. And while I’ve never had any complaints on my boobs, I’ve always thought they look funny, and consider them to be unflattering. Oy…being self conscious sucks…

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/33 "2001-04-09T08:05:05Z")

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There are no bad breasts.

However, I like 'em small. Bottoms ditto.

And of course on Asian girls, you get the nice contrast of fair skin and dark areolae. mmmmm …

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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/34 "2001-04-09T08:11:04Z")

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All I have to say about this is a quote from the “Bloodhound Gang”

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES! 😃

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/35 "2001-04-09T15:39:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \*  
> \*\*I thought boys just like boobs. Period.  
> \*\*

Boys **DO** like boobs period, however we all have different taste. Some like big, some like small boobs. I for one just like saying the word BOOB! 🙂

[hijack - Totally unrelated to post]  
Are you from Tampa?  
[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/36 "2001-04-09T16:43:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
> \*\*Good grief. What will be the next topic? Never mind, I’m not sure I want to know. 😛
> 
> To answer the OP, yes. Especially when you would have no way of knowing what size a woman’s were until you became intimate unless you were on a nude beach. What does it matter what her areolae look like if she’s got the personality of a Venus Flytrap? 😕  
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I agree with PB, what good are looks if you have a ‘dumb blonde.’ (No offense to the blondes out there, just a general wording.

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/37 "2001-04-09T21:18:39Z")

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Now where is **Jimmy Nipples** when you need him?

Hey, _here’s_ some advice:

Ya like big nipples? Get yer girl **pregnant**.

They transform, practically before your very eyes! :eek:

They get bigger and darker. But be careful! They also get _much more sensitive_.

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/38 "2001-04-09T22:15:01Z")

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I too love the big areole. My wife’s are big on a big healthy set of breasts too. She hates them, and wishes they were small (the areola only… she wouldn’t trade her big breasts for anything). I tease her and say that if her breasts were smaller, her nipples would overlap!

She doesn’t think I’m too funny.

Enright3

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/39 "2001-04-09T23:23:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \*  
> \*\*…If it all looks good together, then perfect! Of course, I’ve never met a nipple that I didn’t like 🙂 \*\*

Amen, sister!

😃

I’m generously endowed in the boob department, but I can’t say there’s really such a thing as a bad boobie - as long as they’re natural. I don’t like the feel or look of surgicially enhanced ones and I have found that women who’ve had boob jobs lose lots of sensitivity in the nipple/areole region. I think that’s tragic, since I could happily play there and be played with there all night.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attracted-to-large-areolae/61211/40 "2001-04-10T00:05:24Z")

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**Enright3,** , that was great! But I’m a guy.

**Arden** , two things:

1. My latest ex (oh, gosh has it been that long since I had a steady?) had enhanced boobage, but the baggies were put in well below the muscle tissue. Longer heal time, but GREAT sensitivity, and the ability to make 'em jump about in a REALLY nice way. (Did I mention I really miss her boo- I mean how much I miss her?)

2. Your last sentence may keep me from sleeping tonight. Thanks.

3. Hi Opal! How are your areolae?

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