# Attractive girl with a large wart on her nose **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 21, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810 "2010-04-21T01:05:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/1 "2010-04-21T01:05:58Z")
A popular local coffee shop has this young girl serving who has a pretty face, quite curvy (but not at all fat) shape, is stylishly dressed and coiffed, and knows how to display her assets. She has almost a full sleeve of tattoos going up one arm. For most college boys she’d be judged as smoking hot. She also has this large, bumpy wart the size of a pencil eraser on the side of her nose. It’s jarring. You have this girl who looks like a JV Playboy model with this gross wart right in the crevice where her nose meets her face. Does removing a wart like that leave a scar? Is it painful? Given her looks I’m almost wondering if she’s trying to make some sort of statement. Why wouldn’t you get a thing like that removed? If she can afford tats surely she can afford to remove a wart. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/2 "2010-04-21T01:14:01Z")
I’d be a lot more turned off by the full sleeve than the wart to be honest. ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/3 "2010-04-21T01:54:43Z")
It may not be a wart. Could be just a bump of skin. Are you sure it’s a wart and not some other sort of thing? ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/4 "2010-04-21T01:58:07Z")
I’ve never actually seen someone with a wart on their face. As dangermom says, maybe it’s something else? It could be a keloid scar - those can be pretty unsightly and hard to get rid of, because a new scar can just form. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/5 "2010-04-21T04:38:51Z")
Maybe it’s super-herpes. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/6 "2010-04-21T05:50:08Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > I’d be a lot more turned off by the full sleeve than the wart to be honest. Ditto. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/7 "2010-04-21T05:51:58Z")
“Yes, I’d Like a grande hazelwart cappuccino.” ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/8 "2010-04-21T05:55:36Z")
> [@astro](#): > > A popular local coffee shop has this young girl serving who has a pretty face, quite curvy ( **but** not at all fat) shape, (Emphasis mine) “curvy” is supposed to exclude fat, so this “but” is unneeded. In an ideal world anyway. Now women who introduce themselves as curvy are obese. > [@astro](#): > > She also has this large, bumpy wart the size of a pencil eraser on the side of her nose. It’s jarring. You have this girl who looks like a JV Playboy model with this gross wart right in the crevice where her nose meets her face. Has that wart hairs on it ? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/9 "2010-04-21T06:00:47Z")
It’s a fake to keep shallow people from hitting on her? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/10 "2010-04-21T06:01:05Z")
“Hi, Buck Melanoma… Moley Russel’s Wart.” … “Here’s a quarter… Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!” ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/11 "2010-04-21T06:38:26Z")
How dare this woman keep a distinctive feature thus rendering her slightly less hot! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/12 "2010-04-21T06:48:27Z")
> [@sandra\_nz](#): > > How dare this woman keep a distinctive feature thus rendering her slightly less hot! 😉 It’s outrageous! ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/13 "2010-04-21T06:51:15Z")
You guys are crazy. The sleeve of tattoos is hot. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/14 "2010-04-21T06:51:30Z")
Hey, Cindy Crawford had that mole. Maybe this will be her big break. ---
**Author:** ![Torpor\_Beast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71e660/32.png) [@Torpor\_Beast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torpor_Beast)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/15 "2010-04-21T09:28:34Z")
Just one thing to say… JAHOYFT! ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9de0a6/32.png) [@Electric\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/16 "2010-04-21T09:46:44Z")
I’m thinking keloid, as well. Or maybe the cost of removing the thing is just stupidly high; I had a huge skin tag on my nose for a few months while I was saving up for removal. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/17 "2010-04-21T11:50:44Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > You guys are crazy. The sleeve of tattoos is hot. Only if it’s on fire… ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/18 "2010-04-21T12:51:55Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > I’d be a lot more turned off by the full sleeve than the wart to be honest. If she thinks the tattoos look good, maybe she thinks the wart is nice too. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/19 "2010-04-21T12:58:57Z")
You should point it out to her - she may not have noticed it. ---
**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810/20 "2010-04-21T13:00:04Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > I’d be a lot more turned off by the full sleeve than the wart to be honest. I don’t think I’ve even seen a young white girl without tattoos down here in Houston, TX. At least ones that work at Starbucks and in retail in general. I guess they’re so common here I don’t find them especially attractive either. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attractive-girl-with-a-large-wart-on-her-nose/536810.md?page=2)