# Augh!! Oversharing!  Oversharing!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 1, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849 "2002-06-01T04:17:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/21 "2002-06-02T01:55:07Z")

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Ummmm, what exactly IS a “Dirty Sanchez”?

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**Author:** ![GopherGod72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@GopherGod72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GopherGod72)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/22 "2002-06-02T02:39:18Z")

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Its the Felching of 2002.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/23 "2002-06-02T13:15:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by WSLer \*  
> \*\*Ummmm, what exactly IS a “Dirty Sanchez”? \*\*

It’s a Dirty Elvis, only with a moustache instead of sideburns.

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/24 "2002-06-02T13:48:57Z")

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Or, she could go for a Hot Karl (I learned about that in Mr. Garrison’s class).

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/25 "2002-06-02T15:57:05Z")

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I am so glad that Marcie and I don’t understand any of the above code phrases.

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/26 "2002-06-02T21:05:38Z")

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When people do this to me, I usually say, “How nice for you,” as non-committally as possible. If you sound uninterested enough, she will catch on and shut up.

MY own war story: I was helping a customer at IKEA, a rather elderly man, probably in his 70s. I helped him find a few things, then chirpily offered, “Is there anything else I can help you with, sir?”

He answered, “I haven’t had sex since my wife died 11 years ago, but I doubt you’d want to help me with that.”

I didn’t know what to say; I just walked away.

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**Author:** ![Com2Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Com2Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Com2Kid)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/27 "2002-06-02T23:01:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Neidhart \*  
> \*\*I’m guessing this was an all-female group? Because I just can’t picture a woman bringing up such a subject around male co-workers. \*\*

People bring the ODDEST stuff up around me, doesn’t matter if they are male OR female.

::sighs:: Some days I swear I am an eunuch for all the crap that people entrust to me, yeesh.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/28 "2002-06-03T01:19:00Z")

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Wow, nasty break. How does that affect your health insurance?

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/29 "2002-06-03T04:05:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by WSLer \*  
> \*\*Ummmm, what exactly IS a “Dirty Sanchez”? \*\*

You’re probably going to regret you asked…

A Dirty Sanchez is when after anal sex, your partner withdraws and uses his penis(and anything which coats it) to draw a mustache on your face.

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**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/30 "2002-06-03T04:09:52Z")

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Oh. My.

We need the barfing smilie post haste!

:: runs off screaming ::

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**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/31 "2002-06-03T05:35:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GopherGod72 \*  
> \*\*Its the Felching of 2002. \*\*

Not quite, it’s been around for at least 5 years (when I first heard of it). Here’s a [website of all sorts of other related terms](http://www.americanjackass.net/posts/article.php?a=29) (warning: graphic descriptions). As expected, they’re much talked/joked about, but rarely done (by most people, at least).

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**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/32 "2002-06-03T12:39:19Z")

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better the Dirty Sanchez than the Cleveland Steamer, I always say…

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/33 "2002-06-03T13:24:00Z")

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> If you’re about to cross the Rubicon of taking it up the ass for the first time…

Love that line. Better the Rubicon of taking it up the ass than the Phlegethon.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/34 "2002-06-03T13:41:12Z")

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I work at a small insurance agency. Besides my boss I am the only one here.

Last week a female client came in to make a payment. I have only seen this woman 3 or 4 times. She asked if the boss was around and I told her no. She then came around to the back side of my desk and said “I want to show you something.” Oh boy…She dropped her pants to show me her surgery scar which ran from hip to ankle.

What the hell is wrong with people.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/35 "2002-06-03T14:17:23Z")

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My grandma always said anal sex was like a box of chocolates… you never knew when you were going to get a cherry.

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/36 "2002-06-03T20:53:04Z")

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Oh, **Jodi** , I feel your pain.

We have a quirky receptionist. She’s a woman in her late 40’s, usually fun to talk to, but sometimes the level of humor is a little below what I would consider appropriate for an office. (And this, from the girl who curses like a sailor and loves a good dirty joke!)

She went to lunch one day and came back with a couple of packages. When I asked her where she went on her break, she whipped out a newly purchased dildo and said, “my husband is going away for the weekend, so I’m taking care of business tonight!”

:eek:

:eek:

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/37 "2002-06-03T22:03:59Z")

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I thought it was called a “ **Filthy** Sanchez.”

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/38 "2002-06-03T22:31:35Z")

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Errr… who are these people having anal sex where the penis comes out covered in poo? That’s nasty!

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**Author:** ![GopherGod72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@GopherGod72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GopherGod72)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/39 "2002-06-03T23:18:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \*  
> \*\*When people do this to me, I usually say, “How nice for you,” as non-committally as possible. \*\*

Are we still talking about the Dirty Sanchez??

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**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-oversharing-oversharing/111849/40 "2002-06-04T00:04:56Z")

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That’s why I like the BBQ Pit. Great place to go for a laugh! Oh, by the way **Jodi** , it’s Monday. How _did_ it go? 😃

And **GopherGod72** , would _somebody_ please tell the Geezer what the hell felching is? 😕 I see references to it in the Pit all the time, but nobody will explain what it is. I may be a dirty old man, but I guess I’m not as dirty as I thought.

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