# AUGH, what is this 80's song?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 14, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786 "2005-01-14T23:30:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/81 "2005-01-18T15:26:45Z")

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> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#):
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> So…
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> you were playing “Rio” and you were dancing on the stand?

Stand? Or sand?

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/82 "2005-01-18T15:38:52Z")

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> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#):
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> So…
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> you were playing “Rio” and you were dancing on the stand?

Well… we sang it as “her name is pee-oh and she pi…” ah, you can figure it out.

I think that that was the only line of the song that any one of us knew, **BUT HEY, has anyone answered the OP yet?**

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/83 "2005-01-18T23:40:26Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Stand?

Now face west.

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/84 "2005-01-19T03:30:33Z")

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As a 22 year Duranie, this thread has been worth my subscription to the Dope. The whole thing, justified, right here, in one thread, in just 20 minutes at the bottom of the ocean. Or something like that.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/85 "2005-01-19T03:38:17Z")

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Can anyone tell me the second-largest city in Brazil and the name of the villain in the Jane Fonda sci-fi flick Barbarella?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/86 "2005-01-19T13:16:39Z")

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> [@cricetus](#):
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> Can anyone tell me the second-largest city in Brazil and the name of the villain in the Jane Fonda sci-fi flick Barbarella?

Rio De Janero and The Great Tyrant.

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/87 "2005-01-19T14:50:49Z")

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No, no, no - it was **Gotcha ya** by _Fucko off_ :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/88 "2005-01-19T15:45:52Z")

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> [@TeaElle](#):
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> As a 22 year Duranie, this thread has been worth my subscription to the Dope. The whole thing, justified, right here, in one thread, in just 20 minutes at the bottom of the ocean. Or something like that.

well, duh. This thread is _Taylor_ made for a Duran fan.

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**Author:** ![Mystery\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Mystery\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mystery_Dog)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/89 "2005-01-19T17:10:35Z")

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> [@TeaElle](#):
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> As a 22 year Duranie, this thread has been worth my subscription to the Dope. The whole thing, justified, right here, in one thread, in just 20 minutes at the bottom of the ocean. Or something like that.

I agree. It means so much to me. Like a birthday, or a pretty view.

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**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/90 "2005-01-19T19:29:46Z")

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> [@TeaElle](#):
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> As a 22 year Duranie, this thread has been worth my subscription to the Dope. The whole thing, justified, right here, in one thread, in just 20 minutes at the bottom of the ocean. Or something like that.

There’s water at the bottom of the ocean.

This is not my beautiful house!

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/91 "2005-01-19T20:14:03Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Rio De Janero and The Great Tyrant.

I was going for Rio (as it is popularly known) and Durand Durand (perhaps the henchman of the villain?), of course.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/92 "2005-01-19T22:33:31Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> REFLEX!

Fle-fle-fle-fle-flex!

Anyway, I’m not sure how this got into Threadspotting. Is there something I should know?

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/93 "2005-01-19T23:19:49Z")

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> [@Mystery Dog](#):
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> I agree.

I was wondering if you felt the same, 'cause you don’t let it show (ohhhh-ohhhh).

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**Author:** ![Warnas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b77776/32.png) [@Warnas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Warnas)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/94 "2005-01-19T23:30:16Z")

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Sheesh, even I know this one, and I only ever listen to Gilbert & Sullivan.

It’s Rio Rio by Duran.

Blame It On Rio, by the way, was an excellent movie for fourteen year old boys who really weren’t seeing enough titties on TV. This was before the Internet, y’know.

I still have that movie on VHS somewhere… or rather, just the scene where she takes a polaroid of herself on the bed.

(I know it’s not really that kind of forum, but I’m WAY too dumb to contribute to most of the other posts. Tittiemovies I know about.)

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/95 "2005-01-19T23:59:31Z")

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> [@Warnas](#):
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> It’s Rio Rio by Duran.

::snort::

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/96 "2005-01-20T00:18:51Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> ::snort::

Oh, no! You are not my mother! You are a snort!

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**Author:** ![Glassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@Glassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glassy)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/97 "2005-01-20T02:49:53Z")

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> [@Bad News Baboon](#):
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> This thread is _Taylor_ made for a Duran fan.

I can \*not \* believe you brought Taylor Dayne into this conversation. Taylor Dayne belongs to the Dark Side of 80s music, the side that we’re trying very hard to combat.

The ritual for getting rid of the Taylor Dayne vibes is to chant random phrases from good (or at least amusing) 80s music in order to counteract the badness.

My God! What have I done?

Go west! Life is peaceful there!

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**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/98 "2005-01-20T03:48:20Z")

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I’ve seen it on the beach and I’ve seen it on TV but I just can’t place this song.

I tell you something, I know what you’re thinking. I just waded thorugh two pages to post this.

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/99 "2005-01-20T03:57:20Z")

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I can’t get away from this thread. I’ve tried and I just can’t…because there’s always something there to remind me.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/100 "2005-01-20T04:33:16Z")

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I wish I could post more in this thread, myself.

But I can’t, because I’m stepping out. Into the night.

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