# AUGH, what is this 80's song?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 14, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786 "2005-01-14T23:30:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/101 "2005-01-20T04:57:22Z")

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I wish I was in Tiajuana eating barbequed iguana.  
If I go there will be trouble.  
This is not my beautiful wife!  
If I stay it will be double.

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/102 "2005-01-20T05:58:14Z")

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> [@Greywolf73](#):
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> I can’t get away from this thread. I’ve tried and I just can’t…because there’s always something there to remind me.

Beat it!

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/103 "2005-01-20T10:46:19Z")

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> [@h.sapiens](#):
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> There’s water at the bottom of the ocean.
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> This is not my beautiful house!

**h.sapiens** , stop making sense!

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**Author:** ![Dan\_Norder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@Dan\_Norder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dan_Norder)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/104 "2005-01-20T11:19:51Z")

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Heh heh, when I went down to a smallish town in Texas to train tech classes at a new center the company I was working at opened up five years back, the students asked me what I was going to do to for fun the month I was there. One of them suggested going to the Rio, and I was like, “What, the river?” And they were like, “No, the nightclub.” And then I asked if they played Duran Duran, and nobody got it. I then had to sing part of the song. Nobody got it then either, but they suggested avoiding places with karaoke. I did finally end up going to the Rio a few weeks later, though. Still have my membership card around here somewhere.

/mundane pointless cafe society stuff I must share

Oh, and to the OP: Sorry, no idea. Wish I could help, but give it some time and maybe someone will think of it.

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**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/105 "2005-01-20T11:39:11Z")

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> [@Greg Charles](#):
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> Beat it!

But wake me up before you go-go!

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/106 "2005-01-20T12:06:55Z")

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Has anyone answered the OP’s question yet? Don’t leave me hanging on like a solo!

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/107 "2005-01-20T14:47:13Z")

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Screw the OP. Take me dancing, tonight! After all, you can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/108 "2005-01-20T14:54:30Z")

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Has anyone linked to this [80s lyrics quiz](http://www.yetanotherdot.com/asp/80s.html) yet? Methinks the people in this thread might do pretty well. When I took it a couple weeks ago, I got a score of 85, but there are a couple I would contest due to spelling and whatnot. Bonus: If you get #83 right, it gives you a special Straight Dope shout-out!

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/109 "2005-01-20T15:57:51Z")

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Shout! Shout! Let it all out…

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/110 "2005-01-20T16:05:50Z")

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Hush Hush! Keep it down now! At our house, there’s quite a crowd. There’s always something happening, and it’s usually quite loud.

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/111 "2005-01-20T16:17:49Z")

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> [@Greg Charles](#):
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> Beat it!

Don’t stand, don’t stand so close to me.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/112 "2005-01-20T16:35:13Z")

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Well, can I stand in the place where you live?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/113 "2005-01-20T16:36:35Z")

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I live on the second floor. Yes, I think you’ve seen me before.

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/114 "2005-01-20T17:58:43Z")

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I know what you mean - I always feel like sombody’s watching me.

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**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/115 "2005-01-20T18:24:40Z")

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Every step you take, I’ll be watching you.

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/116 "2005-01-20T18:38:45Z")

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hey **AwSnappity** - that test is great! I got a 103! Woo-hoo! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/117 "2005-01-20T19:11:18Z")

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> [@singular1](#):
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> I know what you mean - I always feel like sombody’s watching me.

Private eyes. They see your every move.

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**Author:** ![Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonzo_John_Blitz)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/118 "2005-01-20T19:23:23Z")

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This thread is over the top - it’s INXS!

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/119 "2005-01-20T19:29:30Z")

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> [@Alonzo John Blitz](#):
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> This thread is over the top - it’s INXS!

I can’t figure it out, but there’s something about this thread…that makes me sweat.

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**Author:** ![mojave66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mojave66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mojave66)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/augh-what-is-this-80s-song/284786/120 "2005-01-20T20:15:34Z")

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Perhaps it’s tainted love?

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