# August 2014 Botticelli

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 3, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690 "2014-08-03T00:37:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/201 "2014-08-07T19:29:44Z")

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Sorry 'bout that, etv78! I’d obviously come to the same conclusion you did: criminality (though I considered a businessman).

Thanks, KO.

I’m gonna check EH’s list of frequently used letters, and post someone later today.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/202 "2014-08-07T19:35:54Z")

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Way to go, yet again, **Prof. P.**!

> [@etv78](#):
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> Henry Clay…

I already used Clay in post 152.

Previous IQs:

Were you a Tory snob and schemer in Jeffrey Archer’s political thriller _First Among Equals_? - Charles Seymour  
Were you Lord Nelson’s #2 guy at Trafalgar? - Adm. Sir Cuthbert Collingwood  
Were you tried but acquitted for your alleged role in JFK’s assassination? - Clay Shaw

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> (btw, I remember having a nightmare about the scene you were in. I was in the crowd and Loki told us he could kill everyone on the planet in twenty minutes. Everybody ran for their lives, and I found myself trapped in a tower with an upwardly spiraling staircase. I climbed it until I saw Loki standing across from me on another landing. He smirked and vanished. He took time out from slaughtering millions just to fuck with me. Take that as a testimony to the power of Tom Hiddleston’s acting. I _hope_ it doesn’t mean something else.)

Hell, I wouldn’t put _anything_ past ol’ Loki!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/203 "2014-08-07T19:43:00Z")

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I am F!

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/204 "2014-08-07T20:48:21Z")

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You’re not sorry! 😉 😃

IQ: Did you create a character named after an ornithologist?  
IQ2: Do we owe a major medicalm advancement to your sloppiness?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/205 "2014-08-07T21:00:39Z")

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IQ1: Did you sing a song for Joe the bartender at the end of every Crazy Guggenheim sketch?

IQ2: Did you play on the first Super Bowl winning team, and then take another team to the Super Bowl as head coach?

IQ3: Did you smuggle out paper evidence from the Iran-Contra scandal in your underwear?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/206 "2014-08-07T21:42:24Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> You’re not sorry! 😉 😃
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> IQ: Did you create a character named after an ornithologist?  
> IQ2: Do we owe a major medicalm advancement to your sloppiness?

Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/207 "2014-08-07T21:43:29Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you sing a song for Joe the bartender at the end of every Crazy Guggenheim sketch?
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> IQ2: Did you play on the first Super Bowl winning team, and then take another team to the Super Bowl as head coach?
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> IQ3: Did you smuggle out paper evidence from the Iran-Contra scandal in your underwear?

I am not Frank Fontane. Take 2 DQs for the others.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/208 "2014-08-07T21:57:34Z")

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Those were:

Ian Fleming  
Dr. Alexander Fleming

DQ1: Real?  
DQ2: Male?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/209 "2014-08-07T22:00:16Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Female

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/210 "2014-08-07T22:18:05Z")

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IQ: Are you the best tennis player to come out of Italy?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/211 "2014-08-07T22:40:30Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Are you the best tennis player to come out of Italy?

Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/212 "2014-08-07T22:52:11Z")

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IQ1: Did you cover _Bridge Over Troubled Waters_ with Johnny Cash?  
IQ2: Did you frequently paint self portraits with a monkey?  
IQ3: Did you play The Doctor’s companion in 2007?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/213 "2014-08-07T22:59:36Z")

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Francesca Schiavone

DQ: Living?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/214 "2014-08-07T23:01:29Z")

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IQ: Were you the only American to win a gold medal in Grenoble?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/215 "2014-08-08T00:19:07Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Female
3. Dead

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/216 "2014-08-08T00:20:16Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you the only American to win a gold medal in Grenoble?

I am not Peggy Fleming. (Madame P. is a big fan.)

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/217 "2014-08-08T01:27:22Z")

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IQ: Are you the mother of nursing?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/218 "2014-08-08T01:31:23Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Are you the mother of nursing?

I am not Florence Nightingale.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/219 "2014-08-08T01:49:05Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were Lt Col Mayfair and Brigadier General Brooks among your associates?  
> IQ2: Were you one of Red Skelton’s characters?  
> IQ3: Were you a former buffalo hunter and Pony Express rider awarded the Medal of Honor?

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> dunno, not Clem Cadiddlehopper, not Bill Cody

Clark Savage, Jr (commonly known as “Doc” Savage).  
Correct.  
Correct.  
**F** , eh?  
IQ1: Were you a lawyer who went to arrange a prisoner exchange with the British during the War of 1812?  
IQ2: Shall we go for a ride, through the courtesy of your two feet?  
IQ3: Were you a Prussian king who wrote sonatas and other music for the flute?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/220 "2014-08-08T02:23:08Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a lawyer who went to arrange a prisoner exchange with the British during the War of 1812?  
> IQ2: Shall we go for a ride, through the courtesy of your two feet?  
> IQ3: Were you a Prussian king who wrote sonatas and other music for the flute?

Yabba-dabba-don’t; I am not Fred Flintstone. I am not Friedrich I (???).  
Take at least 1 DQ.

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