# August 2014 Botticelli

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 3, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690 "2014-08-03T00:37:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/381 "2014-08-16T20:56:50Z")

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Are you Linus Van Pelt from _Peanuts_?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/382 "2014-08-17T01:37:05Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Are you Linus Van Pelt from _Peanuts_?

I am not.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/383 "2014-08-17T01:39:21Z")

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Waiting on etv, EH, and astorian…

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/384 "2014-08-17T01:51:10Z")

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I cede my DQ guess.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/385 "2014-08-17T22:50:38Z")

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Sorry - forgot that my daughter was going to be leaving early this morning to spend the week with her aunt. Didn’t get a chance to get on here before work…

PP and KO have struck out, and etv has passed, but where’d EH and astorian disappear to?

So I guess it’s time to reveal that I am Capt Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” **P** ierce, MD, from Richard Hooker’s novel _MASH_\*\*\*\*\* and its sequels - and also, of course, from the movie and the TV series based on it.

- Alternatively titled _MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors_.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/386 "2014-08-17T23:20:45Z")

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Somebody stumped us with Winchester awhile back. (The Boston Brahmin Dr.)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/387 "2014-08-17T23:56:43Z")

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Good one, SCA!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/388 "2014-08-18T03:08:09Z")

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Sorry, didn’t get online today until just recently. Nice round, **SCA**!.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/389 "2014-08-18T12:33:04Z")

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Thanks. I really didn’t expect to win that round. Presumably the movie and TV show are so much better known than the books that none of you thought of him as being a literary character…

I am now **C**.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/390 "2014-08-18T13:16:53Z")

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For some reason I couldn’t remember that Hawkeye’s last name was Pierce. I was actually going to guess Sherman Potter, but realized he wouldn’t be in the book.

IQ1: Did you write _The Hunt for Red October_?  
IQ2: Are you known for your collaborations with director John Woo in films like the _The Killer_?  
IQ3: Are you the lead vocalist of rock bands Linkin Park and Dead by Sunrise?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/391 "2014-08-18T13:29:28Z")

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IQ: Do you attempt to keep Dopers in line?  
IQ2: Are you one of Dickens’ best known characters?  
IQ3: Are you an illusionist who took your stage name from #2?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/392 "2014-08-18T14:08:43Z")

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[I forgot about the M\*A\*S\*H books, even though I’ve read three or four of them.]

IQs:

1. Did you and your men kill all of a band of Texas Rangers… well, all but one?
2. Are you the inspiration for #1?
3. Did you play the surviving Texas Ranger?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/393 "2014-08-18T15:23:43Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Did you write _The Hunt for Red October_?  
> IQ2: Are you known for your collaborations with director John Woo in films like the _The Killer_?  
> IQ3: Are you the lead vocalist of rock bands Linkin Park and Dead by Sunrise?

Not Tom Clancy.  
DQ.  
DQ.

> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Do you attempt to keep Dopers in line?  
> IQ2: Are you one of Dickens’ best known characters?  
> IQ3: Are you an illusionist who took your stage name from #2?

Not C K Dexter Haven.  
Not David Copperfield.  
Not David Copperfield.

(Too bad I wasn’t using your #3 - “No, I’m not David Copperfield, but I am David Copperfield.” :))

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you and your men kill all of a band of Texas Rangers… well, all but one?
> 2. Are you the inspiration for #1?
> 3. Did you play the surviving Texas Ranger?

DQ.  
DQ.  
Not Clayton Moore.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/394 "2014-08-18T15:57:55Z")

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Was going for Colibri.

DQ: Real?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/395 "2014-08-18T16:06:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you and your men kill all of a band of Texas Rangers… well, all but one?
> 2. Are you the inspiration for #1?
> 3. Did you play the surviving Texas Ranger?
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> DQ.  
> DQ.  
> Not Clayton Moore.

Butch Cavendish (inspired by Butch Cassidy) led the Hole-In-The-Wall Gang that killed all the rangers except for Dan Reid, who then became the Lone Ranger (a fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and hearty… well, you know the rest). Correct on Clayton, of course.

DQs:

1. Male?
2. Last name starts with C?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/396 "2014-08-18T16:08:43Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you write _Pinocchio_?
2. Did you voice Jiminy Cricket?
3. Are you Geppetto’s goldfish?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/397 "2014-08-18T16:11:37Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Was going for Colibri.
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> DQ: Real?

My answer was valid (unless he is no longer a moderator). Therefore, no DQ.

**C**

1. Female
2. Last name starts with C

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/398 "2014-08-18T16:17:46Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you write _Pinocchio_?
> 2. Did you voice Jiminy Cricket?
> 3. Are you Geppetto’s goldfish?

Three DQs, though I will no doubt kick myself for not remembering the author’s name.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/399 "2014-08-18T16:20:35Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you write _Pinocchio_?
> 2. Did you voice Jiminy Cricket?
> 3. Are you Geppetto’s goldfish?

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Three DQs, though I will no doubt kick myself for not remembering the author’s name.

1 is Carlo Collodi. 2 was Cliff Edwards. 3 is Cleo.

DQ: Real?

2 DQs reserved.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/400 "2014-08-18T16:45:37Z")

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**C**

1. Female
2. Last name starts with C
3. Real

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