# August 2014 Botticelli

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 3, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690 "2014-08-03T00:37:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 29

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/561 "2014-08-27T15:51:17Z")

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Are you Nicola Tesla?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/562 "2014-08-28T03:22:44Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Are you Nicola Tesla?

See post 525, and ask again.  
Waiting for astorian and etv, as well as whoever wants to use EH’s question…

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/563 "2014-08-28T15:06:54Z")

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Figured he was a guess. Cede my guess.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/564 "2014-08-28T15:26:46Z")

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Okay. I’ll give astorian until I get home from work tonight, then reveal. If anyone has any bright ideas in the meantime and wants to use etv’s and EH’s final questions, feel free.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/565 "2014-08-28T19:10:28Z")

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Okay… did you invent or design a weapon that bears your name?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/566 "2014-08-28T19:41:01Z")

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20 DQs have been answered. You get one DQ, to be phrased as “Are you Firstname Lastname?”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/567 "2014-08-28T20:04:00Z")

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Okay, Are you General John Thompson, inventor of the THompson submachine gun?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/568 "2014-08-29T01:37:13Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Okay, Are you General John Thompson, inventor of the THompson submachine gun?

I am indeed Brigadier General John Taliaferro **T** hompson.  
Talk about last-minute saves… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/569 "2014-08-29T01:42:03Z")

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Well done, astorian! While I know of Thompson guns, I didn’t know the man himself. Good job.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/570 "2014-08-29T02:53:22Z")

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Astorian: S or U?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/571 "2014-08-29T12:35:11Z")

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I had actually considered Thompson, but dismissed him because of the “Not a combat veteran” DQ. After reading his bio more closely, I guess he technically didn’t see combat, even though he ran ordnance supply operations during the Spanish-American War.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/572 "2014-08-29T12:43:52Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> I had actually considered Thompson, but dismissed him because of the “Not a combat veteran” DQ. After reading his bio more closely, I guess he technically didn’t see combat, even though he ran ordnance supply operations during the Spanish-American War.

It looked to me like he was pretty much a desk man his entire time in the Army. Wiki says he worked out of Tampa during that war, and during WW I he was in charge of small-arms production.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/573 "2014-08-29T16:58:58Z")

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Okay, if I’m next, let’s try…

B

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/574 "2014-08-29T17:45:48Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you Fred Flintstone’s next door neighbor?
2. Are you a talking hen in the Oz stories?
3. Were you the prophet Jeremiah’s amanuensis?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/575 "2014-08-29T17:47:25Z")

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IQ: Are you the namesake of this game?  
IQ2: Were the more recent of the 2 sitting VPs elected President?  
IQ3: Did you defeat a 3rd man attempting this?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/576 "2014-08-29T18:21:52Z")

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IQ1: Are you the youngest Super Bowl-winning quarterback in NFL history, leading your team to victory over the Seattle Seahawks at age 23?  
IQ2: Did you play Levar Burton’s grandson in _Roots_ and his father in _Star Trek: The Next Generation_?  
IQ3: Were you the guest artist for the comic strip _Pearls Before Swine_ for three strips in June 2014?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/577 "2014-08-29T19:51:33Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you Fred Flintstone’s next door neighbor?
> 2. Are you a talking hen in the Oz stories?
> 3. Were you the prophet Jeremiah’s amanuensis?

Not Barney Rubble and not Baruch.

Take a DQ for the hen.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/578 "2014-08-29T19:53:20Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Are you the namesake of this game?  
> IQ2: Were the more recent of the 2 sitting VPs elected President?  
> IQ3: Did you defeat a 3rd man attempting this?

Not Sandro Botticelli, not George HW Bush, and not George Dubya Bush (who “beat” sitting VP Al Gore)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/579 "2014-08-29T19:54:23Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the youngest Super Bowl-winning quarterback in NFL history, leading your team to victory over the Seattle Seahawks at age 23?  
> IQ2: Did you play Levar Burton’s grandson in _Roots_ and his father in _Star Trek: The Next Generation_?  
> IQ3: Were you the guest artist for the comic strip _Pearls Before Swine_ for three strips in June 2014?

Not Ben Roethlisberger, not Ben Vereen… take a DQ for the comic strip artist.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-2014-botticelli/694690/580 "2014-08-29T19:56:46Z")

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Way to go, **astorian**! I, too, knew of the gun but not the man.

IQs:

Did your creator say you looked like a famous singer/songwriter?  
Did you have an unusual way of eating Jell-O?  
Did you play the annoying ex-wife of a police captain?

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