# August Botticelli

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072 "2013-08-01T11:47:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/81 "2013-08-05T08:24:17Z")

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IQ1: Was your ship the subject of a philosophical thought-experiment?  
IQ2: Did you undergo the first sex-change?  
IQ3: Did Dr. Kervorkian name his equipment after you?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/82 "2013-08-05T11:04:48Z")

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IQ1: Are you the leader of the inhabitants of Fangorn Forest?  
IQ2: Did you have to touch to believe?  
IQ3: Did you write a series about teens having adventures in parallel worlds?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/83 "2013-08-05T12:10:33Z")

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Thumbelina escaped marriage to a mole in the fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen.

DQ: Are you real?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/84 "2013-08-05T12:11:07Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ1: Did you write the 40 voice motet ‘Spem in Alium’?  
> IQ2: Did your brother Modest write you libretti for you?  
> IQ3: Did you write the opera version of ‘Hamlet’?

> [@MissTake](#):
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> DQ  
> I am not Tchaikovsky  
> DQ

Absolutely right on Piotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. Modest wrote the libretti for both _Queen of Spades_ and _Iolanta_.  
#1 is **Thomas Tallis** , an outstanding composer of the late Renaissance.  
#3 is **Ambrose Thomas** , who was for many years the head of the Paris Conservatoire. _Hamlet_ and _Mignon_ are his best known works.  
DQ1: Real?  
DQ2: Male?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/85 "2013-08-05T12:36:47Z")

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Let me start with this:

**The letter is T**

1. I am real
2. I am male

(the “real” DQ was duplicated, so one of you gets another DQ)

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/86 "2013-08-05T12:44:19Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Are you one of 2 men to be the highest ranking person in two branches of the federal government?

DQ

> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1: Was your ship the subject of a philosophical thought-experiment?  
> IQ2: Did you undergo the first sex-change?  
> IQ3: Did Dr. Kervorkian name his equipment after you?

DQ  
DQ  
I am not Thanatos

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the leader of the inhabitants of Fangorn Forest?  
> IQ2: Did you have to touch to believe?  
> IQ3: Did you write a series about teens having adventures in parallel worlds?

DQ  
DQ  
I am not Tolkein (and I’m guessing your first question was from his books?)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/87 "2013-08-05T12:50:32Z")

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I’ll let Le Ministre have the DQ.

IQs:

1. Are you the muse of dance?
2. Did Paul refuse to have you circumcised?
3. Were you the first supervillain the Silver Age Flash fought?

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/88 "2013-08-05T13:12:20Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1: Was your ship the subject of a philosophical thought-experiment?

Then you are not Theseus, as in [the Ship of Theseus.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus)

> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ2: Did you undergo the first sex-change?

Keeping with the Greek mythology theme, you would also not be [Tiresias](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiresias)

> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ3: Did Dr. Kervorkian name his equipment after you?

You got who I was thinking of.  
IQ1: Did you lead an offshoot of the Mongol empire to great conquests?  
IQ2: Could you have been found at Wardencliffe?  
IQ3: Are you known for your role in a group achievement for which your partner was knighted, but you were not?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/89 "2013-08-05T13:26:49Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you the muse of dance?
> 2. Did Paul refuse to have you circumcised?
> 3. Were you the first supervillain the Silver Age Flash fought?

I am not Terpsichore  
I am not Titus  
DQ

> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1: Did you lead an offshoot of the Mongol empire to great conquests?  
> IQ2: Could you have been found at Wardencliffe?  
> IQ3: Are you known for your role in a group achievement for which your partner was knighted, but you were not?

DQ  
I am not Tesla  
DQ

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/90 "2013-08-05T13:29:04Z")

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The first Flash foe was the Turtle (the Slowest Man Alive).

DQ: Are you alive?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/91 "2013-08-05T13:37:03Z")

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**The letter is T**

1. I am real
2. I am male
3. I am deceased

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/92 "2013-08-05T13:51:32Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you play an escaped convict in _O Brother Where Art Thou_?
2. Did you play a different escaped convict in _O Brother Where Art Thou_?
3. Are you the genius inventor son of a genius inventor?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/93 "2013-08-05T14:06:56Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you play an escaped convict in _O Brother Where Art Thou_?
> 2. Did you play a different escaped convict in _O Brother Where Art Thou_?
> 3. Are you the genius inventor son of a genius inventor?

One of my favorite movies 🙂  
I am not John Turturro  
I am not Tim Blake Nelson  
I am not Theodore Edison

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/94 "2013-08-05T14:14:07Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1: Did you lead an offshoot of the Mongol empire to great conquests?

Then you are not Tamerlane, also known as Timur the Lame, ruler of the Timurid Empire

> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ2: Could you have been found at Wardencliffe?

As you said, you are not Tesla.

> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ3: Are you known for your role in a group achievement for which your partner was knighted, but you were not?

Tenzing Norgay reached the summit of Mount Everest with Edmund Hillary, now known as Sir Edmund Hillary.

DQ1: Is T the initial letter of your last name?  
DQ2: Were you born west of the Greenwich Meridian?  
DQ3: Were you born before AD 1500? (using my DQ from before)  
DQ4: reserved.

IQ1: Did you observe that all happy families are alike and each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way?  
IQ2: Did you observe that work is whatever a body’s obliged to do?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/95 "2013-08-05T14:19:46Z")

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> [@MissTake](#):
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> One of my favorite movies 🙂  
> I am not John Turturro  
> I am not Tim Blake Nelson  
> I am not Theodore Edison

Right on the first two. Your answer to #3 was better than my original: Tom Swift Jr.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/96 "2013-08-05T14:20:00Z")

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The letter is T

1. I am real
2. I am male
3. I am deceased
4. T is the initial of my first name
5. I was not born west of the Greenwich Meridian
6. I was born before 1500 AD

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/97 "2013-08-05T14:24:25Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you succeeded by Caligula?
2. Did Steve Martin write and perform a song about you?
3. Were you one of Jesus’s 12 Disciples?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/98 "2013-08-05T14:35:54Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you succeeded by Caligula?
> 2. Did Steve Martin write and perform a song about you?
> 3. Were you one of Jesus’s 12 Disciples?

DQ  
I am not King Tut  
I am not Thomas

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/99 "2013-08-05T14:44:46Z")

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#1 was Tiberius.

DQ: European?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-botticelli/665072/100 "2013-08-05T15:16:09Z")

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**The letter is T**

1. I am real
2. I am male
3. I am deceased
4. T is the initial of my first name
5. I was not born west of the Greenwich Meridian
6. I was born before 1500 AD
7. I am European

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