# August Can't Take It Anymore: August Mini-Rants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 1, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770 "2021-08-01T15:10:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/61 "2021-08-07T21:10:47Z")

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My Pops died today. Sun will set and I’ll be without my Da.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/62 "2021-08-07T22:51:25Z")

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I am so sorry.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/63 "2021-08-07T22:59:48Z")

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Oh, how terrible for you @chela. I’m very sorry ☹

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/64 "2021-08-07T23:38:51Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Or… Vogue may have a policy of not putting known whores on their covers.

She was on the cover in 2005 in her wedding dress (likely arranged by her husband). That’s enough

And @chela, so sorry about your dad.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2021, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/65 "2021-08-08T00:24:56Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> At night, those channels broadcast at low volume, so in order to hear them, I have to turn up the volume.

But the late night commercials are just as loud as the blaring morning shows, so if you’re watching something late at night in a household with people already sleeping? You’re lunging at the 'mote like a maniac.

Condolences, chela. Keep the good memories. My dad’s been gone so long I barely remember him.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/66 "2021-08-08T00:29:32Z")

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( Brings up another bad habit I have: I hate commercials so I always hit ‘return’ to go to a back-up movie until they’re over. )

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2021, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/67 "2021-08-08T00:35:03Z")

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We dvr just about everything now. Watch something else on dvr until a show with commercials has gone through enough broadcast time, and then watch it late while ff-ing through the ads.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2021, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/68 "2021-08-08T00:39:36Z")

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Truth? I also found a work-around. I now bring my phone into the kitchen, plug in a charger, and watch Netflix or Xfinity through their apps. The sound quality is stable… problem solved?

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2021, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/69 "2021-08-08T01:08:27Z")

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Oh… and I’ve finally decided to watch “Longmire”. I’m two episodes in and it’s pretty good.

( So that’s what Katee Sackhoff has been doing for the last 8 years…)

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2021, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/70 "2021-08-08T02:11:47Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> Oh… and I’ve finally decided to watch “Longmire”. I’m two episodes in and it’s pretty good.

Whoa, a friend recommended the books, and I’ve had the first one on hold for months. And an hour ago it showed up!

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/71 "2021-08-08T02:51:21Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Whoa, a friend recommended the books, and I’ve had the first one on hold for months. And an hour ago it showed up!

Life gets interesting sometimes, huh…? 😉

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2021, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/72 "2021-08-08T04:47:10Z")

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> Life gets interesting sometimes, huh…? 😉

Ah do not _pre_-tend to com-_pree_-hend the Good Lord’s ways, brothers and sisters. Ah say, it is not mah place to challenge His efficacious sovereignty… So if His desire is for me, His lowly servant, to kick back on mah porch and, whilst muh family works their fingers to the bone, put the ol’ feet up and read a cowboy book… Well, one does not question the working of Our Formidable Trail Boss.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, today’s prayuh service is hereby ovah. Ah gots me some fences to ride… and doagies to git along.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2021, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/73 "2021-08-08T10:04:45Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> So if His desire is for me, His lowly servant, to kick back on mah porch and, whilst muh family works their fingers to the bone, put the ol’ feet up and read a cowboy book… Well, one does not question the working of Our Formidable Trail Boss.

Thy COVID ( and HR liars who claim to be hiring ) be [del] damned [/del] done.

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/74 "2021-08-09T10:40:43Z")

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Marketing speak

I heard the name of a local company come up a few times, so I went to their webpage to find out what it is they do. Apparently they “deliver a fully integrated, future ready workforce transformation experience”. That’s the clearest sentence I could find on the whole site. It’s just cliche stock images and vague language like this.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/75 "2021-08-09T10:56:54Z")

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_snarl_

I start my mornings with a giant cup of tea and a cruise through the internet: a few comics, weather, FB, email, this board, etc … I aim for a good 1/2 hr of non-stress cruising before I dive in to the real world.

In my email this morning was this lovely subject line:

> Insurance Policy Cancelled for HSC-1291573-01

That’s our home insurance 😐

The reason stated, once I got to actual cancellation letter, was:

> Non-Renewal Reason: Risk is Unacceptable  
> Non-Renewal Detail: Stairs, porches, or decks over 3 feet in height without a properly  
> installed railing

Okay, that’s probably a valid reason.

Except that my front stairs off the driveway are 1ft 4in, and the back stairs off the laundry are 2ft 7in. We don’t have a deck or a porch that isn’t enclosed.

🤬 😤

I have NO idea where this all came from, we bought the house almost 2 years ago and this is the 1st I’m hearing of it. And no, it’s not a clever scam from an outside source, I found the notice on the real insurance site as well as in my email.

I just love writing politely worded nastygrams before I’ve even had a swallow of my tea /sarcasm

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/76 "2021-08-09T11:35:37Z")

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Good Lord! LOL Wouldn’t it get stale if you bought it now?

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/77 "2021-08-09T11:54:00Z")

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I think it takes a long time for candy to go stale, you’ll in theory in never know because you are giving it away, and besides I’d end up eating most of it and would have to replace it (the real problem from my perspective, but it wouldn’t be stale!)

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**Author:** ![shh1313](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shh1313/32/8020_2.png) [@shh1313](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shh1313)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/78 "2021-08-09T12:33:03Z")

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I know you said the shows broadcast at lower volume than daytime tv however it is against the law to have the commercials louder than the show you are watching.  
Google the calm act. Streaming channels are exempt. In all the time the law has been in effect only 2 cases have been enforced according to an article I read. Nobody reported.

https://consumercomplaints.fcc.gov/hc/en-us

You’ll need dates, time etc.

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**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/79 "2021-08-09T14:07:42Z")

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Oh dear…so sorry.

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**Author:** ![slalexan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@slalexan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slalexan)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-cant-take-it-anymore-august-mini-rants/947770/80 "2021-08-09T14:53:24Z")

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I love my husband. He is not usually an idiot. But it is terribly frustrating to have to do all the chores related to baby because he can’t be bothered to do them correctly. And I am not talking about just folding the clothes the wrong way. I’m talking about the stupid bottles for daycare. I asked him nicely yesterday after an extremely infuriating day with an extremely clingy baby to please prepare the bottles for daycare. I told him 2 ozs go in each bottle, I got the breastmilk out of the freezer for him and even got the labels out that daycare requires. All he had to do was thaw the milk, pour it into the bottle, write the date on the label, slap it on the bottle and stick it all in the fridge.

He did all those steps, except the most important one. Daycare requires that we put dates on the bottles. This is to cover their ass as the state would get mad if they were feeding babies out of date milk. So, this morning, after more bullshit with the children who were clingy, mad, and generally unruly, I had to write dates on the stupid labels so that daycare would take the baby so I could go to work.

I’m tired. It really is a small thing. I just don’t want to have to constantly check things that have already been completed. I’m going crazy here.

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